Rick And Morty, Golden Girls Chia Pets Coming Soon

July 17, 2018


NECA (who purchased Chia Pet last year) has just released some pictures of upcoming Chia Pet models, including Rick and Morty, The Golden Girls, Slimer, Dustin from Stranger Things, Gizmo, a Predator (who could almost pass for the Demogorgon), and Baby Groot. Obviously, they'll perfect for a white elephant/dirty Santa gift exchange gift, and that's just about all they're perfect for. "I don't know, I'd buy the Rick and Morty ones." Oh thank God, yes I want both of those and two each of all the Golden Girls, four to grow and four to keep gem mint 10 in the packaging.

Keep going for a shot of the rest.


Thanks to Jeffrey S, who agrees there's nothing more relaxing and meditative than giving your Chia Pet a haircut.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Okay seriously, who was The Golden Girls ever meant for? Who was their intended audience? What kind of individual got any enjoyment out of watching a sitcom, complete with laugh track, of a group of old ladies telling endless lazy 'Set-Up Immediately Followed by Punchline' "jokes" for half an hour at a time?

    I've never felt more like an alien than trying to understand what kind of humans actually enjoyed that show.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think the audience was supposed to be younger people who laugh because "haha, old!" but I could very well be wrong about this.

  • Jason Christopher

    That's a fair question. I've often asked who their target audience was as well. I can tell you i'm a 36 year old dude who loves that show, and I typically hate sitcoms. I don't know what it is.

  • Jason Christopher


  • Irina Abramovich

    I wanna spread open their grilled cheese sandwiches.

  • Irina Abramovich

    why, what happens then? the whole show blows up?!

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