Real Products That Exist: High Heel Croc Sandals

July 16, 2018

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Because YOLO, these are high heel Croc sandals. They're available in platinum/wild orchid or black on black and cost $225 on Amazon for some reason, presumably because they're in such high demand. I'm pretty sure you can find them significantly cheaper if you look around though, although why you would is beyond me. I'm thinking I'll get my girlfriend a pair as a gag gift, then if she likes them I'll know she's not the one for me. Or if she just pretends to like them because I bought them for her then she IS the one for me. I'm just not sure how I'll tell the difference.

Thanks again to Leslie P, who just earned herself a coveted gold star sticker for three tips in a day. Feels good, doesn't it?

  • Jenness

    I can't believe I'm saying this but I'd wear these, I don't own a pair of crocs but these look pretty cute and so comfortable. I could run in them and they look springy. Why are they so expensive though??? Not fair....can't they make anything I find cute until $200????

  • Ez

    Right? The black pair don't look like crocs at all, but they look really comfortable. I'd definitely pay $10-20 for them.

  • GeneralDisorder

    To quote a frequent saying of YouTuber AvE, "Good enough for the girls I go out with".

    Seriously, they do look pretty decent for rubberized environmental disasters they are.

  • Jenness

    If it doesn't destroy a couple of rivers and at least one ecosystem then it really isn't fashion now is it?

  • TheQiwiMan

    CLASSY AF

  • Tigerh8r

    What else would you wear to a formal pontoon party?

  • Doog

    Anyone who purchases %225 Crocs needs their head examined, in my opinion.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I agree, anything above 100% is just mathematically impossible!

  • Doog

    Hahaha dammit.

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