Pizzeria Makes The Little Plastic Pizza Saver In The Middle of Your Pizza Into A Patio Set

July 26, 2018

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These are several shots of the pizza saver patio set created by creative agency John St. Advertising for Boston Pizza (previously: their pizza box that turns into a breakfast-in-bed tray). Personally, I've been using those little plastic pizza saver tables in my dollhouses for years now, so I'm not surprised somebody finally went and made chairs to match. The pizza saver patio set will be available for a limited time with take-out orders from Boston Pizza locations. Now break a leg off each chair, add a couple tiny dead plants to the table and a bunch of beer bottles with cigarette butts spilling out the top of them all and you'll have a dead ringer for my neighbor's patio set. "Oh piss off." IT'S AN EYESORE, ALAN.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Shannon, agrees a tiny cooler of beer, a grill and a kiddy pool and we've got ourselves a little party.

  • Bling Nye

    Looks kind of like a surreal picnic in hell with flesh blankets carved off of bodies, fillets of flesh, puddles of dissolved human tissue, littering the blasted sulfurous ground where nothing grows...........

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've been doing this for years. I used to take those little plastic table things and turn them into Little People tables or Lego tables.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    which pizza chains still puts these in their boxes? i haven't seen one in a long time. but i tend to make my pizza more often now tho.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The only pizza I can afford is Little Caesers so I wouldn't know.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    it's cheap AND good

  • ciboluchac

    Because the classic plastic, cellophane sheet every pizzeria uses isn't enough. instead, put a small object that can break in small pieces and get swallowed. YUMMY! License to make pizza removed in that country.

  • tyr2180

    I wouldn't worry too much about it. Based on the height of the chairs relative to the height of the actual pizza saver/table, they probably only made the 3 chairs used in the ad and you only get a picture of the chairs on a coupon... So, disaster averted. Whew that was close!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm glad I don't live in whatever totalitarian hell hole you're from that licenses something like making pizza. In my country we just let any slack jawed idiot watch a five minute video about health and safety and let them make food of any kind.

  • paperboy

    I doubt that's ever happened. Not once.

  • Jenness

    Me too. Some people just like to ruin everything for everyone.

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  • Wooder

    I think the next step is: Diving board, Lawn chairs and a guy on all fours throwing up...
    BP let me customize my pizza saver!

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