Man Mods His Car's Windshield Wiper Fluid Spray To Shoot Kombucha Tea In His Mouth While He Drives

July 25, 2018

Note for non-superheroes: Do not drink windshield wiper fluid.

This is a video detailing Daniel Tillotson's dream of having an automated kombucha tea delivery system in his Subaru. The solution? Modding the car's windshield wiper fluid spray nozzle (after rinsing the system out a million times) to blast tea directly into his mouth whenever he pulls the lever. Pretty clever. My personal hydration solution? I always drive wearing a beer helmet filled with two Brisk Iced Teas, but that's just me and I get pulled over all the time for some reason and don't wanna get dehydrated sitting in my car.

Keep going for the video, but skip to 3:25 if you just want to see the system in action.

Thanks to Henderson, who modded his air conditioning system to make snow cones when it's hot out. Also smart!

  • Gilbert

    Considering that my work just banned this type of drink, because it does have a small amount of alcohol, like most fermented beverages, so it makes me wonder what his breathalyzer test would look like after a couple dozen shots of this...

  • Tigerh8r

    When I was in high school I modded the passenger side window washer to spray water to the right. I used it to spray my friends, especially if they had their window down.

  • FearlessFarris

    This guy is Peak Millennial.

  • Bling Nye

    Not gonna lie, I was kind of hoping he'd mixed it up where he was spraying kombucha on his windshield and glass cleaner in his mouth. I imagined him choking, spluttering, driving his car into a wall, etc..

  • erik

    This is the sort of thing you'd expect to see in /r/cripplingalcoholism.I don't know why you'd want your windshield washer reservoir to house consumables. I like to keep my beverages far away from reservoirs reserved for toxic substances.

  • Bling Nye

    Go fuck yourself you copy/paste basic bitch.

  • Closet Nerd

    Seen Red Necks do something like this with Jack Daniels
    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • GeneralDisorder

    This is the sort of thing you'd expect to see in /r/cripplingalcoholism.

    I don't know why you'd want your windshield washer reservoir to house consumables. I like to keep my beverages far away from reservoirs reserved for toxic substances.

  • Bling Nye

    Could swap out the reservoir or just more likely/simply, divert the line into a second reservoir holding your beverage of choice...

  • GeneralDisorder

    If you're going to change reservoirs you might as well buy a new washer pump and run a custom circuit for your beverage spray.

    I considered doing something like this for my 2000 Sunfire but I was going to put a water tank inside the car and have it spray onto the radiator to cool down in traffic. That car was a real heap. The only thing I've ever missed about that car is how much I hated it.

  • Beard

    Man, I wish I was as cool as this guy.

  • Wooder

    So he invented something that dripples down his shirt...WOW!

  • Mark

    He needs a bib.

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  • Ollie Williams

    Kombucha? Subaru? This must be Oregon.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That dude looks like kombucha tea isn't the only thing that regularly gets shot into his mouth.

  • Andrew Newton

    it is pronounced cumbutcha....

  • Closet Nerd

    Cumbutter?!

  • The_Wretched

    Looks more like a pee drinker.

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