I Don't Feel So Good: Record Holder For Longest Fingernails Finally Gets Them Cut (After 66 Years)

July 12, 2018

In I think I'm gonna be sick news, this a video of 82-year old Shridhar Chillal from India having his fingernails cut with a rotary saw. Shridhar has held the Guinness World Record for longest fingernails on a single hand since 2014, with a combined five-nail length of 909.6 centimeters (358.1-inches, or 29.84 feet). Could you imagine if he'd broken a nail during that time? TOTAL DEVASTATION.

The end of an era. After 66 years of growth, our record-breaker Shridhar Chillal from India cut off his enormous fingernails - which will now go on display at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in New York City, USA.

Oh cool, so you can swing by Ripley's Believe It Or Not in New York City if you want to be grossed out in real life. That's nice. So, if you had to choose -- would you rather endure: an hour long back scratch with these nails, or-- "Whatever the other thing is. I choose the other thing." A round of Marco Polo played in lava. "I'll put my swimsuit on." I've already got my feet in.

Keep going for this video, as well as another one discussing Shridhar's record much more in depth in case you can't get enough of this.

Thanks to K Diddie, for inspiring me to attempt to set the world record for longest toenails. Man, my girlfriend is going to love being little spoon.

  • Douchy McDouche

    His name for left hand - The Stranger.

  • Meh

    Jesus, nightmare fuel. Like my dreams aren't bad enough.

  • So he just decided to do everything with one hand for 66 years while working around nails as long as he is tall, and it never became enough of a problem for him to say 'nevermind' and cut them until now? How the hell did he get his shirt on without it catching and tearing on the nails he had to drag it over? For that matter, how did he reach the end of the nails to get them into the sleeve to begin with?

  • Munihausen


  • Ricardo

    This guy has mental illness that wasn't taken care of for 66 years. Waste, he chose to be handicapped basically...

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon

    F-k off, spambot!

  • Modd422

    This guy has mental illness that wasn't taken care of for 66 years. Waste, he chose to be handicapped basically...

  • Doog

    But why? I mean after 66 years why cut them now?

  • Talon184

    Remember when the Guinness Book actually had records of actual accomplishments (fastest mile run, most coins caught off the elbow, longest distance traveled walking on one's hands). These days it's just a freak show.

  • Richard H Sanford

    The nail is tougher than that dremel. Think about that for a sec.

  • Bradical Best

    NAILED IT! *holds hand in air expectantly for a hi five that will probably never come*

  • Doog

    *Hi five*!

  • Eric Ord

    It'll come, but only from the guy with the nails before he got rid of the nails

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  • steve holt

    Imagine the smell of those being cut off. You’re welcome.

  • Draco Basileus

    Humans...the finest creatures the Earth has to offer.

  • TheQiwiMan

    So freaking gross.

    Not only did this lunatic choose to spend his whole life as a freak, it permanently crippled his left hand. Dumb.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This is marginally less gross than the guy who decided he should spend his whole life with his arm above his head. The whole arm atrophied and it's all shriveled and gross. This is pretty bad but that guy... I don't think there was much concern for necrosis but... still nasty.

  • typowned

    If she's the little spoon what does that make you GW, the ladle?

  • steve holt


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