First Person POV Of Kayaker Dropping Down 100-Foot Waterfall

July 24, 2018

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This is some heltmet-cam footage of a kayaker taking the plunge down a 100 foot waterfall in Ram Falls Provencial Park in Alberta, Canada. Man, not knowing if you're gonna die or not -- that must have been exhilarating. Like me worrying if I'm gonna pass in my sleep every night before bed, which might explain why it's so hard for me to actually fall asleep. I took six melatonin and was still up watching alien conspiracy videos on Youtube at 4AM. But look at me -- I'm still alive, aren't I? "Are you really though?" Not for many years, no.

Keep going for the video (complete with a shot from below at the end so you can appreciate the height) while I ride over that waterfall straddling a beer keg with the tap nozzle in my mouth straight guzzlin'.

Thanks to speakerbox, who offered to buy me the keg to ride if I agreed to wear a shirt promoting his new energy drink, which I agreed to despite the fact it tastes like it contains at least 400% your RDA of animal urine.

  • GeneralDisorder

    No sir. I don't like it.

  • Meh

    No thank you.

  • Jesus H. Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    Big balls create a lot of buoyancy. Sick-Dude.

  • Bling Nye

    Damn, he hit the bottom so hard he bounced all the way back up to the top and fell down again.

    :/

  • Draco Basileus

    Next up, 4k/60fps video of my anus puckering at the thought of dropping 100 feet.

  • Bling Nye

    How do we know it's your anus and not a stunt anus?

  • Megatron Jenkins

    What're you, an asshole of some sort?!?

  • Bling Nye

    "How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow? ... I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!"

  • Megatron Jenkins

    I used to live with a couple friends, and one day, Jeremy picks up the squirt bottle and shoots Michelle square in the face, and I popped up with, "I said across her nose, you idiot, not UP it!" I got some great facial expressions for my troubles, lmao.

  • im1dermike

    Anyone know what type of kayak he's in that is able to fit his enormous balls?

  • Douchy McDouche

    GoNadster2000.

  • Mark

    I was disappointed. Too many cut scenes and slo-mo's. Just give it to me full speed and let me lose my belly!

  • Ollie Williams

    POV is a stretch, since you see him going over, his arms, blur, and now he's at the bottom.

  • The_Wretched

    Did he go up? I mean without the rewind.

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