Cloven-Toed Pumps With Big Toe Separated From The Rest

July 20, 2018

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These are a pair of cloven-toed pumps from designer Maison Margiela ($825). They're also available in a different style in red for $1,080. "Camel toes." I forgot we were on the back of the school bus. You know I've actually owned several pairs of split-toed running shoes before (Nike Air Rifts), and I have to admit: they start to stink like shit fast if you don't always wear split-toe socks with them, which how could I because Nike was charging $10 a pair. I remember in college I used to stretch my feet out as far as I could under the desk in front of me and the person sitting there would constantly look around trying to figure out where the smell of death was coming from. Little did they know. "You're a monster." I belong in a cage. "You really do." Poke me with a stick!

Keep going for the red style.

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Thanks to Andrea, who agrees these are perfect for your next Eyes Wide Shut style furry party.

  • RU5TY $H4CKL3F0RD

    If they ruminate then they are totally halal/kosher

  • niubi

    more camel toes, great.

  • spikedeclue

    How could you miss the blue sparkly version? https://shop.nordstrom.com/...

  • Jenness

    Women are never going to buy vagina shoes - they already have awesome ones. Seriously designers, get a freaking clue. Unless this is for the non-vagina having shoe wearers then I can't speak for them and their needs. LOL

    Sorry - this doesn't even look like a cloven hoof to me. But I've been drinking a lot so ...

  • Talon184

    Great for when you're at a social gathering and suddenly need to climb a tree

  • Douchy McDouche

    So it will finally become appropriate to say "Hey, nice camel toe" to a woman.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I have a feeling the kind of women who would buy/wear these don't really need any more incentive for people to compare them to cows...

    Just sayin..

  • sizzlepants

    Ninja heels?

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I see furries are stepping up their game.

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  • Ollie Williams

    Someone buy me a pair for my birthday.

  • Wooder

    I guess the "Ball Sack" shoe is next. My wife's birthday is coming up...preorder please.

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