CEO Of Drone Company Uses Custom Drone To Toilet Paper The COO's House

July 5, 2018

This is a video of 20-year old Teal Drone CEO George Matus using a custom drone he built to toilet paper his company's chief operating officer Billy McGuire's house to celebrate his two year work anniversary. But I thought paper was traditionally the one year anniversary gift? I'm pretty sure two is supposed to be cotton, so a good old-fashioned wedgie would have been more appropriate. But what do I know? I'm just a man who celebrates every colleague's work anniversary by getting them drunk and trying to convince them to quit. "How's that working out for you?" I have three people sleeping on my couch right now.

Keep going for the video while I email George and inform him that, while the drone is impressive, two rolls is hardly a sufficient toilet papering job. Also to find out if this drone is suitable for wiping.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees with a cannon like my arm, a drone is only going to slow you down during a toilet papering job.

  • thomas marchal

    At least it was a short video

  • Gehakt_Sausje

    At least it was a short video

  • Jenness

    Not lazy enough for my taste.

  • Bling Nye

    I want to hate on this kid for being a 20 year old CEO, but hell, good for him.

    That McMansion is fucking ugly though, sorry COO guy.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You could try hating him for his stupid ugly face. That might work.

    And yeah, that's not the ugliest house I've ever seen but it's in the top 10 for sure.

  • Eric Ord

    This is like me vs TheQiwiMan lol

  • TheQiwiMan

    Except I assume they are wearing pants and aren’t covered head to toe in Ranch Dressing.

  • Eric Ord


  • Forblat

    At least it was a short video

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