A Fireworks Baby Gender Reveal Goes Wrong

July 18, 2018


This is a video of a fireworks-based gender reveal in Philadelphia starring two parents who decided to set the fireworks on the absolute flimsiest thing they could possibly find. In this case, a collapsable clothes drying rack. Unsurprisingly, the fireworks fall over and begin shooting at the crowd of friends and family gathered for this momentous occasion, sending them all scrambling for cover (some received minor burns, but there were no serious injures). Based on the explosion right in front of the camera, I take it they're having a baby girl, and I sincerely hope they use more sense while baby-proofing their home than they did while choosing a fireworks launchpad.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Luc, who plans on using a powerful laser to reveal the gender of his baby on the moon. That was my idea!

  • Doog

    Vertical video is the part that went wrong

  • roehlstation

    I wish this whole gender reveal thing wasn't a thing.

  • stuffsticks

    Something tells me that these people are probably not exactly breeding stock.

  • Douchy McDouche


  • Meh.

    Why firworks are illegal in many states.
    A short film by burn victims.

  • Meh

    Wrong you say? I beg to differ; this is exactly as god planned it. DEUS VULT.

  • Eric Ord

    Maybe this is odd, but I can't help but think this represents the baby's future sexuality

  • ops400

    How dare these people predetermine the gender of their child!!! :P

  • Mysterio Don Lefluerflin

    Yup, these two geniuses are having a child. It will be their job to protect this child, and as we can see from this video...they'll do great.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Poor girl. It's really a shame Mother Nature has dictated that we don't get to pick our parents. :-/

  • The_Wretched

    Anyone else misread the title as a 'gender reversal'?

  • FearlessFarris

    Alternatively, wait until your baby is born and just find out his or her gender the old fashioned way.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Luddite! :-P

  • Fartbutt

    Now this is a gender reveal I want to attend. "Goggles anybody? Goggles? 2 bucks a pop, anyone?"

  • I fucking love these.

    My gender reveal? Release a swarm on the party. Bees for a girl, wasps for boy!

  • Fartbutt

    *crowd chants* "Wasps! Wasps! Wasps!"

  • roehlstation

    Yeah, these Gender Reveal Parties are definitely a WASP thing

  • CountOrlock

    And Pandora's Box was opened that day, and all the malice, greed, spite, and envy spilled forward forever cursing the human population. But congrats on the baby girl you fucking stupid bastards, you cursed us all.

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