25-Foot Sexy Jeff Goldblum From Jurassic Park Statue Erected In London

July 18, 2018

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To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park as well as promote their streaming service, UK based Now TV erected this exquisite 25-foot long statue of Jeff Goldblum in front of London's Tower Bridge, modeled after Dr. Ian Malcom's sexy lounging scene from the movie following the t-rex attack. Sure the face isn't that great, but who's looking at the face? I only have eyes for that nipple. No word if London is just one giant collective boner right now, but there's also no way that it isn't.

Keep going for a few more pictures (while I take a pregnancy test, even though I already know I'm at least having twins), including a screenshot from the movie for reference, as well as one of some people who brought folding chairs so they can just bask in all of Jeff's sensual glory.

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Thanks to Laura and Allyson S, both of whom mentioned unmentionable things in their emails.

  • jimmycleaver

    Am I the only one whose too focused on the pug to the right?

  • Meh

    I highly doubt 55% of London approves of this and secondly i'm quite sure under sharia law they're going to capture and torture it before throwing it off a building while burning a flag.

  • Fartbutt

    Perfect spot for the phrase "Hey bro let's go get boners"

  • Wooder

    great now I just had to cut out my eyes!!! I cannot unsee this.

    Jeff Goldblum is NOT attractive. What is England's fascination with this man...

  • The_Wretched

    I feel the same way about Dudly Moore.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Art, uhh, finds a way.

  • lapsus5

    The eyes look creepy. Uncanny Valley?

  • Wilf Smith

    I reckon this must be the same artist that did the Ronaldo sculpture.

  • Corky McButterpants

    Haha. I was thinking the woman that destroyed Jesus - she conquered the world of frescos, now turning her hand to hard sculpture.

  • Ivanna Pewpalott

    i can't get hard unless im thinking about that nipple.

    guess that makes me a Goldblumsexual

  • Closet Nerd

    "Your [artists] were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

  • Bling Nye

    Jeff Goldblum uhhh, finds a way.

  • Munihausen

    It's good to see somebody in the U.K. with a sense of humour (sp?).

  • shashi

    An American, a Canadian and an Australian walk into an Irish pub and ask the barman for 3 shots. Barman says "all you fucking Brits are the same"

  • TheQiwiMan

    Yo UK, you want your whole population to get pregnant?

    Cuz that's how you get your whole population pregnant.

  • Doog

    The way the bridge looks makes it almost seem like he's laying on it

  • The_Wretched

    That's how teh sexy happens.

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