25-Foot Sexy Jeff Goldblum From Jurassic Park Statue Erected In London

July 18, 2018


To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park as well as promote their streaming service, UK based Now TV erected this exquisite 25-foot long statue of Jeff Goldblum in front of London's Tower Bridge, modeled after Dr. Ian Malcom's sexy lounging scene from the movie following the t-rex attack. Sure the face isn't that great, but who's looking at the face? I only have eyes for that nipple. No word if London is just one giant collective boner right now, but there's also no way that it isn't.

Keep going for a few more pictures (while I take a pregnancy test, even though I already know I'm at least having twins), including a screenshot from the movie for reference, as well as one of some people who brought folding chairs so they can just bask in all of Jeff's sensual glory.




Thanks to Laura and Allyson S, both of whom mentioned unmentionable things in their emails.

  • jimmycleaver

    Am I the only one whose too focused on the pug to the right?

  • Meh

    I highly doubt 55% of London approves of this and secondly i'm quite sure under sharia law they're going to capture and torture it before throwing it off a building while burning a flag.

  • Fartbutt

    Perfect spot for the phrase "Hey bro let's go get boners"

  • Wooder

    great now I just had to cut out my eyes!!! I cannot unsee this.

    Jeff Goldblum is NOT attractive. What is England's fascination with this man...

  • The_Wretched

    I feel the same way about Dudly Moore.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Art, uhh, finds a way.

  • lapsus5

    The eyes look creepy. Uncanny Valley?

  • Wilf Smith

    I reckon this must be the same artist that did the Ronaldo sculpture.

  • Corky McButterpants

    Haha. I was thinking the woman that destroyed Jesus - she conquered the world of frescos, now turning her hand to hard sculpture.

  • Ivanna Pewpalott

    i can't get hard unless im thinking about that nipple.

    guess that makes me a Goldblumsexual

  • Closet Nerd

    "Your [artists] were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

  • Bling Nye

    Jeff Goldblum uhhh, finds a way.

  • Munihausen

    It's good to see somebody in the U.K. with a sense of humour (sp?).

  • shashi

    An American, a Canadian and an Australian walk into an Irish pub and ask the barman for 3 shots. Barman says "all you fucking Brits are the same"

  • TheQiwiMan

    Yo UK, you want your whole population to get pregnant?

    Cuz that's how you get your whole population pregnant.

  • Doog

    The way the bridge looks makes it almost seem like he's laying on it

  • The_Wretched

    That's how teh sexy happens.

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