'The Predator' Gets A Full Length Trailer

June 26, 2018

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This is the full-length trailer for the September 14th release of 'The Predator.' Some more info while I convince my girlfriend to sew extra pockets into my jean jacket so I can sneak foot-long hoagies into the theater. I just can't let it slip I'm going to see 'The Predator' or there's no way she'll let me go because she knows it'll give me...well, you know. "Nightmares?" Boners.

Now, the universe's most lethal hunters are stronger, smarter and deadlier than ever before, having genetically upgraded themselves with DNA from other species. When a young boy accidentally triggers their return to Earth, only a ragtag crew of ex-soldiers and a disgruntled science teacher can prevent the end of the human race.

So a ragtag crew of ex-soldiers and a disgruntled science teacher are going to take on the already most lethal predators in the universe who have now upgraded their own DNA to be even more deadly. If I were a betting man I'd have to put my money on the Predators. Thankfully, I'm not a betting man, at least not until my next payday loan.

Keep going for the trailer while I write Arnold to see if that mud bath scene from the original movie did anything for his complexion.

Thanks to me, for being me, even though I'm not my biggest fan.

  • Mr. Popo

    Isn't that the predator from that Predators movie which nobody saw and where for some reason, Adrien Brody is the lead protagonist?

  • Douchy McDouche

    What do you call a jacked up predator? The Proidator.

  • Qthedude16

    I'm glad this video didn't have a 2.5 second trailer for the trailer before the trailer
    Also, I like the idea of EndBossPredator

  • Elak Swindell

    Looks like the writers of the film took their ideas from the "Predator - Bad Blood" comic series from Dark Horse.

  • Andrew Newton

    Harvey Weinstein got SWOLE

  • shashi
  • Meh

    Awesome, I've been waiting for a new predator movie.

  • Draco Basileus

    So basically every sweet franchise from the 80's & 90's will eventually lead to the genetically modified version of "X"?

    - Alien Resurection
    - Jurassic World 2
    - The Predator

    Next Up:
    - RoboCop
    - Die Hard - John McClain mixed DNA with Hans Gruber to become McGruber (wait, isn't that already a movie?)
    - Terminator
    - Back to the Future - Marty McFly mixed with The Fly DNA to become Marty TeenFly.
    - etc.

  • GeneralDisorder

    BTTF has already had a gritty reboot but without time travel and with portals.

  • Mark

    How about Marty McTeenwolf-fly?

  • FearlessFarris

    So there's a normal Predator, and then a great big Predator? Is this like the time Shredder deliberately exposed himself to the ooze in TMNT2: Secret of the Ooze?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Plot twist: Super Shredder survived all his encounters with TMNT and eventually mutated to the point he started to reproduce asexually and became a whole new species. The species left the planet in search of foes worthy of their time. They became Predators.

  • FearlessFarris

    That's the greatest inter-series fan fiction premise I've ever heard.

  • Closet Nerd

    It's Randall, from This is Us

  • Closet Nerd

    I'm not the only person who gets nightmare boners?!

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