The Future: Oscar Mayer Adds A Jetpack To Its Wienermobile Fleet

June 22, 2018


Because what's the future of heavily processed wieners if not taking to the skies, this is the Oscar Mayer jetpack the company just added to its fleet of Wienermobiles. The jetpack is piloted by a superhero named Super Hotdogger, because apparently getting wieners into the hands of people who need them is a noble cause. "Wait for the p0rn parody." Don't even joke about it. You may recall they previously introduced the Wienermini, Wienerrover, Wienercycle And Wienerdrone last year. Wow, at this rate their fleet is going to look like the world's craziest used car lot by 2020.

Keep going for a movie style poster and a video of Super Hotdogger doing his thing (flying around handing out wieners).


Thanks to Christian, who can't wait for the inevitable Wienerjet.

  • Douchy McDouche

    A real missed opportunity for Super Hotdogger to have a dangling weiner on display.

  • The_Wretched

    Jetpack news makes me nostalgic for the 70s.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm no rocket surgeon but... shouldn't those jets be weiner shaped? Wouldn't that make sense thematically?

  • Bling Nye

    I think in this case it's the man that's the wiener. Judging by the color scheme anyway...

  • GeneralDisorder

    What kind of man wears Armour Hot Dogs?

  • TheMajesticWaterRuffalo

    Super Hotdogger is the hero we deserve! I can't wait to see him take down his arch-nemesis, Healthy Blood Pressure Man.

  • TheQiwiMan

    My favorite thing about eating a hot dog is the jet pack.

  • Geekologie

    mine's being invited to a bbq

  • Megatron Jenkins

    I'm having a bbq in my mind, and you're invited!

  • Wooder

    Who doesn't want JetPack man to come to their BBQ party!!! and he brings food, F$^# I love this guy!

  • Bling Nye
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