That's Too Much: $230,000 Nail Polish Made With Black Diamonds

June 26, 2018


This is a $230,000 Black Diamond Nail Polish from Azature. The limited edition batch of nail lacquer was made with a total of 267 carats of real black diamonds. You poor like me? You can also get $25 bottles in a variety of different shades made with significantly less black diamonds and significantly more glitter. Alternatively, do what I do and skip the nail polish altogether and go straight for the nail polish REMOVER. Now that's the good stuff. "Your brain must have so many holes in it." My brain is holier than the pope. "Like Swiss cheese after a gunfight." Exactly.

Thanks to v, who agrees somebody needs to invent a line of nail polishes that smell like those delicious Mr. Sketch scented markers.

  • JJtoob

    It's ridiculous enough that people helped inflate prices on regular diamonds, but this is just so stupid and you know some idiots with more money than sense will buy it.

  • Meh

    "A real black diamond"
    ??? The only nail polish i would buy is one with actual blood diamonds, but honestly you can buy a shitload of good good diamonds with that 230 000 dollars.

  • toba_fett

    People starving and then this shit...we are a doomed species.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • Bling Nye

    Who knew Idiocracy was actually prophetic?

  • Doog

    Most people who see it and then look around at society feel that way. Well, at least I did/do and I assume I'm not alone

  • TheQiwiMan

    Exclusively for the most posh Goths.

  • Bling Nye

    What are the odds that it's the same shit in both the $230,000 and $25 bottles?

  • Starla A Lansky

    You are 100% accurate. Since black and brown diamonds are near worthless, about the same as Quartz. They are called drill bits. Most diamonds are industrial black/brown/yellow.

  • Jenness

    That is just what I was thinking. I could make this same thing with $50 of crap diamonds crunched up and shove them into a .99 cent Wet & Wild bottle and make a killing. Screw this. For that money you could have several gorgeous one carat diamonds glued to your fingers that people would actually notice.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    In soviet russia, diamonds get your hands on them?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't think that's how it works but good try. I approve of this message.

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