People Riding A Wet Slide In Japan With Not Nearly Enough Landing Strip

June 1, 2018

This is a video of a group of adrenaline junkies riding a long slide at a park in Japan just after it rained so they go lightspeed down the thing and can't stop when it ends. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that slide was meant to be ridden dry. "Like a mummy's boner." Nobody is riding mummy boners. Although....did you know King Tut was mummified with a 90-degree erection to evoke the image of Osiris (the god of the afterlife and rebirth) in an attempt to prevent his father from spreading a new monotheistic religion? That's true. It was also broken off when the tomb was discovered, and some speculate it was stolen. So, if you were wondering, not even the most powerful kings get to take their boners with them when they die. I don't know about you, but I find that comforting. I'm still gonna find a way to bring mine though.

Keep going for the video, compete with first-person view down the slide of death.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees this is pretty much exactly what Youtube was made for.

  • jimmycleaver

    So many butthurts.

  • Bling Nye

    Guy at the end, HE DED.

  • Fartbutt

    Hahahaha that mummy boner joke was too good. I imagined a slide shaped like a peen and then wrapped in toilet paper to signify "RIDE DRY" ...adults need their own amusement park...

  • Eric Ord
  • GeneralDisorder

    I prefer King Kut. Or really The Prodgy Dirtchamber Sessions (vol 1 track 3, they do a kick-ass remix of the link below)

  • Jenness

    I googled the Tut thing - I can't believe I didn't know this before now. I feel much more educated. Thanks GW.

    As for the slide...I can't imagine a slide that big even dry having that little of a landing strip. Even the dry ones are fair grounds you ride with a burlap sack have those long channels at the end.

  • Fartbutt

    I couldn't believe it either!!! Seriously the best thing I learned this year. They need to make a cockumentary about his missing peen. HA. Cockumentary. Get it?

  • Jenness

    Yes. I understand your malapropism attempt.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Brings back good memories of doing the same thing back when I was in 4th grade.

    (And I'm DEFINITELY going to be buried the same way as King Tut, but just to be sure my wang doesn't suffer the same fate, I'll have it duct-taped to my groin)

  • James Mcelroy

    Hey Eric, i hope you're first to check out this vertical vid.

  • Eric Ord

    I... I wasn't... :'(

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