In I hope he paints some flames next news, this is a short video of a man in a sweet cowboy hat painting a car with a paint roller and some white house paint. Obviously, I expected a little more when I pulled into this Pay 'n' Spray to lose my wanted level. Now I know what you're all thinking, and the simplest and most logical answer is that's not his car.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Jody, who wants his car fingerpainted by a kindergarten class.