It Happens: Man Arrested On LSD After Stolen Car Chase 'Thought He Was Playing Grand Theft Auto'

June 8, 2018


23-year old Oregon man (who will never be Florida man, despite a valiant effort) Anthony Clark was recently arrested while tripping on LSD after stealing a car right in front of cops and leading them on a chase. Apparently police were waiting for a tow truck to remove a 2003 Toyota Camry from a suspected drunk-driving incident when Clark saw the vehicle, told them he was going to steal it, then did, thanks to the keys still being in the ignition. Personally, I'm a firm believer that if the keys are in the ignition then you're not actually stealing, only test driving.

While speeding through Ashland, Talent and Phoenix, Clark crashed through chain link fences off the roadway, ran over spike strips twice and drove the wrong way down several roads, the sheriff's office said. After several attempts, a patrol car managed to bump the rear of the Toyota and cause Clark to spin out in Medford. Clark tried hitting a patrol car, then ran from the Toyota. He fled into a mobile home park and was arrested by police as he was trying to steal another car, the sheriff's office said.

After his arrest, Clark told authorities he was hallucinating so hard he thought he was actually playing Grand Theft Auto, which, to his credit, he absolutely was. You should ducked into a Pay 'n' Spray to lose that wanted level, bro!

Thanks to ClosetNerd, who agrees somebody needs to invest in a Playstation.

  • Meh

    Way to admit to your own crime!

  • TheQiwiMan

    Pretty funny until you realize how easily he could have taken out some innocent people in his “game”. Hope they throw the book at him.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    games don't come with instruction books anymore!

  • Jenness

    But how do you know how to play them? *she creaks out from her chair they tie her to during morning social hour so she doesn't slump over*

  • TheQiwiMan

    Yay! Jenness is back! 😄

  • Jenness

    Computer hard drive failed a SMART short test so I took it in to replace the hard drive before it fails. Already replaced the hard drive once and it couldn't boot. This time it's still up so hopefully won't be an arm and a leg to clone it. I went ahead and got a new one, it was time

  • Bro Jones

    i felt like i was in gta on lsd

  • GeneralDisorder

    I played GTA Vice City while on LSD but then I got sad that I killed people and had to sit by the fireplace for a while.

  • Munihausen

    2003 Toyota Camry sounding pretty bad ass now.

  • Bling Nye

    Weird, when I play GTA and the cops are after me, they don't ever just arrest me, the shoot to fucking kill me.

    Oh wait, ....he's white? Nevermind. :/

  • TheQiwiMan

    Lol what a racist comment, of course Bling is swallowing the BLM propaganda whole. Gotta hit dat sweet brain dead virtue-Signaling about race, since you were caught being the typical Feminist Creep a few weeks ago 😂😂

    I knew you were a sleezy hypocrite about rape jokes, (“RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER APPROPRIA-lemme just make a quick joke about Bill rapist Cosby, cuz I’m super funny!”) - so it’ll be fun to catch you on another topic you pretend to care about in a few months.

  • Bling Nye

    You gotta chill with the psyco-ex shit man.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You should try to be less of a racist piece of garbage. Look up “the soft bigotry of low expectations”, you racist scumbag, you’ve obviously internalized your white supremacy pretty deeply.

  • Bling Nye
  • What is going on here?

  • Bling Nye

    Qiwi and I have a difference of opinion, to say the least. We've had a few back and forths, and he can't let it go; seems he took stuff real personal and is lashing out. :/ Called me a faggot, real eloquent-like.

  • You both need to kiss and make up.

  • Bling Nye

    I'll happily kiss and make up when he exhibits some kind of ability to have rational discussions and not act like a psycho-ex... I wish we could all get along.

    Dude's resorted to name calling and personal attacks way too often though, hilarious as his playground jabs about moobs, calling me a faggot, princess, etc., etc., are.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Funny how you conveniently “forgot” to mention that you initiated it, again, by insulting me out of the blue (as a reply to someone else’s comment, because you are as brave as you are honest)

    But yeah, *I’m* the one who can’t let it go... hows that Crippling Projection Complex goin for you, saggy moob faggot? 😘

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