I Want Out: The $1,500 Double Shirt, A Shirt With Another Shirt Sewn To It

June 1, 2018


Because these truly are the end times we're living in, this is the $1,490 Double Shirt from fashion house Balenciaga. It's a short-sleeve dress shirt with a long-sleeve dress shirt sewn to the front. If you wear the short-sleeve shirt, the long-sleeve hangs from the chest. If you wear the long-sleeve shirt, the short-sleeve one hangs from the back. If you wear either you look ridiculous. And if $1,490 is a little out of your price range to look maximum horrible, they also offer a $1,290 T-Shirt Shirt -- the same concept except with a t-shirt and long-sleeve dress shirt. I hope you know I'm being honest when I say if I had access to the big red button I would have pushed it ten minutes ago and saved us all from this anger and confusion.

Keep going for a shot of the T-Shirt Shirt.


Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees we don't deserve earth anymore.

  • Munihausen

    These look terrible, but I get the concept. I had a D&G shirt that was, basically, mustard gingham polo that had denim outer shell, so it looked like you were wearing the denim shirt over the mustard shirt. Super bad-ass.

  • Bling Nye

    Hmm, that would go great with these I bet, for maximum dumbfuckery fashion: http://geekologie.com/2017/...

  • shashi

    coming soon to a Shia Labeouf near you

  • Jenness

    OMG you're right. Those two hideous creations WOULD go together. What an eye!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I also want out... https://www.youtube.com/wat...

    Dude from Helloween sounds a lot like Master Shake. At least Michael Kiske does. Ha! Even his name sounds like Master Shake.

  • Jenness

    I miss hair bands.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Finnoscandia still has a lot of metal bands making new stuff. I like Falconer, Sabaton, Sonata Arctica, Stratovarius, Nightwish, and the list goes on.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Well, at least it's priced reasonably.

  • Ez

    Even if they were both reversible the math doesn't work out.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    c'mon, don't tease me

  • Jenness

    I'm going to call this "The Eunuch"

    If I see this I'm going to just assume the dude is on his way to his local INCEL meeting to rage over why he can't get a woman and have the police put him under surveillance.

    Suits.. It's not hard. Make nice suits that fit and tell guys to look (and attempt to actually BE) 'clean, stable and employed'.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I always heard "dress for the job you want". So I've been dressing like a homeless person ever since.

  • Jenness

    Did it work?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Soon enough.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Hey... how YOU doin...?
    *said cleanly, stable-y, and fully employed-ly*

  • Jenness

    Better watch out lol https://encrypted-tbn0.gsta...

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Jenness

    Dork lol

  • TheQiwiMan

    That can be our safe word.

    Either that or "HMU on Kik already", either would work..

  • Jenness

    I just googled HMU because I didn't know what that meant.

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