Good Job: Hotel Valet Manages To Park Porsche Under An SUV

June 22, 2018


This is a video of the aftermath following a Hyatt hotel valet in Sydney, Australia managed to park a Porsche under an orange SUV. A witnesses's account, who thought they were filming a movie at first because why on earth would a valet park a car under another car in real life?:

"I saw the valet hit the car in front from a parked position," said Jonathan Bouzaid

"He then must have panicked and hit the accelerator causing the Porsche to go further under the orange car and pushing the white car into the bollards," Bouzaid said.

"I think the valet wasn't aware of the power that you get when starting a Porsche,"

The valet had to be cut free from the wreckage but wasn't hurt and was sent home to rest, said Camilla Cooper, a spokeswoman from the Hyatt Regency hotel in central Sydney.

Wait -- the valet was sent home to rest, or sent home to find a new job? Because I feel like Hyatt isn't going to be thrilled about him still parking cars for their hotel after an incident like this. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the first thing a driver sees when they're pulling their car up for valet is a sign that reads, "It's cool, he doesn't work here anymore."

Keep going for the video, which unfortunately doesn't include the 5-star valeting in progress.

Thanks to Joss, who's not convinced the valet didn't think he was playing Spy Hunter and was just trying to drive his car into the back of the weapons truck.

  • JJtoob

    So years ago, at the hotel I work at, there was a bellman who once backed a hotel golf cart into this bright yellow Lambo in the middle of the day. Let me explain the Lambo sitch: The guest who drove it borrowed it from his friend who owns a casino out in Las Vegas that I guess has this floor room with a set of those Lambos just for display purposes. This guy didn't even drive the car from Vegas out to the Bay Area, they had the car shipped there so the car would be driven locally and therefore not put too many miles on it. I heard they had to spend upwards of $10K to have the replacement bumper shipped from Italy and installed on site. The guest was totally cool about it. He had one of those black cards with no credit limit, so I'm pretty sure he was loaded beyond worry. That bellman kept his job up until the day he quit a few years later.

  • Dao

    All these attempts at Aussie statements actually make me happy.

  • Bling Nye



  • TheQiwiMan


  • GeneralDisorder

    The throttle? Sure did.

  • Bling Nye

    Rectum? Damn near killed em.

  • Bling Nye


    *belches, crushes Fosters can on head*

  • Ollie Williams

    "Orange SUV" is a Subaru XV Crosstrek, in case you wanted to list that for some reason.

  • Bling Nye

    I believe in Australia it's called the SOOBIE ECKS-VEE WALKABAOUT.

    We can't stop here, this is dingo country...

  • Ollie Williams

    "Now with more marmite!" - Australia, probably

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