Don't Do Drugs: Man Wakes Driver Asleep At The Wheel, Slow-Speed Chaos Ensues

June 15, 2018

"Oh shit, I shouldn't have woke him up!" -- truer words have never been spoken

This is a video of a man stopping to wake a motorist who's asleep at the wheel (possibly on drugs, possibly suffering from a medical condition like he did too many drugs), who proceeds to wake up, crash through a road closed sign, then cross the street (amazingly managing to not get hit in the process) and into a fence before taking out a light pole and coming to a stop. Drugs: just like my magic, they're dangerous and should not be messed with, especially while behind the wheel. I'm just saying, one time I accidentally turned my gear shift into a cobra in a mall parking lot and drove through Macy's shoe department. "You buy anything?" Too expensive.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Luc, who agrees, please, get the help you need.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Copy/paste: "The reason he fell asleep is because Buicks are so boring."

  • JJtoob

    I love my boring Buick. Same model as the one in the video too lol.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Is that a Century or a Park Avenue? I can never tell.

    Edit: I'd drive either.

  • JJtoob

    I'ts a LeSabre. Pretty good, resilient car, honestly.

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is actually a really sad story, the guy in the video had just lost his wife to cancer and reportedly had been out all night trying to drink himself to death in the small town of Tarzanboi, Michigan. Here's a short interview the local news did with him: https://youtu.be/_r0n9Dv6Xn...

    :-(

  • TheQiwiMan

    ...but did you click the link...?

  • TheQiwiMan
  • TheQiwiMan

    I... I don't know what that means.

    I don't watch anime.

  • Jenness

    You're ridiculous. I was so bummed out there for about 4 seconds.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Gabriel

    This is Baltimore MD. The sign on the construction barrier in the says "City of Baltimore Edmonson Avenue.. ." This was a dope head nodding out. It was on the r/Baltimore reddit over a month ago.

  • TheQiwiMan

    No no, all of that is already perfectly explained in the interview that I posted a link to. See for yourself, click the link.

  • Perfectly

  • The_Wretched

    "Tarzanboi"? who names their town that?

  • Bling Nye

    Italians?

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I don't see the problem, the person seemed to have handled them selves better than some other drivers I have seen on the road.

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