Cruising In The Kitchen: Mom Eats It Hard On Hoverboard

June 21, 2018



This is a short video of somebody's mom (also a grandmother) learning how not to hoverboard in the kitchen -- breaking a skillet, splashing biscuit gravy everywhere and bumping her head in the process. Hoverboarding near a stove: not a good idea. I didn't even know hoverboarding was even still a thing, I just assumed they'd all finally caught fire and exploded already. You know where the best place to hoverboard is? Nowhere. You know the best time to do it? Never. And if you have ridden one in the past your best bet is inventing a time machine and going back and making sure it never happens. "Strong words, GW, what do you have against hoverboards anyway?" Hoverboards killed my family. "I doubt that." A hoverboard stole my girlfriend. "Nobody actually believes you had a girlfriend, we just play along." Fine, I never got a hoverboard for Christmas or my birthday even though they were number one on my list three years in a row. "Now that I believe." I was gonna be so cool.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Christian, who informed me he's more than a little disappointed they're not adding hoverboarding to the Summer Olympics after all the practice he's put in.

  • The_Wretched

    It'd have helped if she didn't mount bent over and with her arms in unbalanced positions. Hell, I'd have trouble keeping that position even without the hoverboard.

  • Classy Niggur

    I read the title as "mom eats hard on"

  • Munihausen

    Our health insurance premiums just went up $0.05/month.

  • Jenness

    At least she's adventurous. Looks like everyone just had biscuits and gravy for breakfast too - so they might have been too full to get up quicker.

  • GeneralDisorder

    "I'm alright. I just landed on my head."

    Side note, i hope that hot mom booty is okay.

  • TheQiwiMan

    "Wull hayow you 'spossed to git ON em?"

    Kinda a dick move from the kids to not give her an arm to grab while trying to get on it for the first time. It's like they wanted her to fall so they could get a reddit-worthy vid or something..

  • Andrew Newton

    Yo mama is so fat, she turned a hoverboard into a hoverround.

  • Ollie Williams

    I'm amazed the vast majority of people who've have made it to adulthood.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    they just pump them out faster than they can lose them. that's why this grandmother is so relatively young.

  • Bling Nye


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