Beach Glasses: Shatterproof Wine Goblets That Float, Can Be Poked Into The Sand

June 18, 2018


These are Beach Glasses, plastic shatterproof wine goblets (also available as cocktail glasses) that can be poked into the sand to stand up, and float in water. They also look like they could double as butt toys. They cost around twenty bucks and are a must-have for your next beach party. "I don't throw beach parties." Me neither, let's go drink in the liquor store parking lot like normal people living their best lives.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Charlotte, who agrees there's no shame with wine in a Solo cup.

  • Meh

    I give it 2 days before someone gets stabbed with one.

  • Mark

    They can double as lawn darts once the drink is gone. Hmmmm....maybe not.

  • MustacheHam

    sure, drinking and lawn darts seem like a good mix.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Great idea. Because drunk swimming is a totally safe activity!

  • Jenness

    I'm too eco-friendly for this. I just bring the wine box and hold the spigot over my mouth and press the button. Boxes are much better for the environment and on little one holds 4 bottles. *the more you know*

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't drink anything alcoholic at all. Granted I did some rough calculations based on the recommended weekly consumption and ballparking how much I drank when I was really into it. I've consumed enough booze for about four lifetimes.

  • Jenness

    But how do you get through meetings, doctor's visits or you know, make it past noon without turning your keyboard into a weapon? You must be a MACHINE!!

    p.s. I'm really not an alcoholic. I just play one on the interwebz because making fun of one of the worst diseases is morbidly funny to me.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I swear I'm not a robot. In fact I'm a robot's worst enemy.

  • adsffda

    >wine container with a pointed base to jam into sand.

    these already existed. called amphora

  • PUNX

    how does it keep the sand out, they have not lids. also I want to see how they deal with waved splishin and splahin all over them, not to mention them floating away. idk were they are from but the beaches near me are never calm.

  • Mark

    You use them in a swimming pool that has small waves...and a sandy bottom...a pool that's only a foot a kiddie pool. oh, dear...that didn't go where I expected it to go.

  • TheQiwiMan

    "They also look like they could double as butt toys"

    As Confucius often said, "Anything can double as a butt toy if you want it bad enough, fam".

  • GeneralDisorder

    If you've ever seen One-Man-One-Jar you might rethink that concept.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    do i even need to ask which side you're using as a butt toy?

  • Mark

    Who sets their drink down?!!


  • o0st0ned0o

    This looks great for the environment.

  • adsffda

    oi quit pokin holes in mai envairamints

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