A Pizza Box Designed For Eating Pizza In Bed

June 8, 2018


To celebrate Father's Day, this is the limited edition pizza box created by Boston Pizza and John St. Advertising with two legs that fold out like a breakfast-in-bed tray for eating pizza in the sack. Cool, but aren't ALL pizza boxes made for eating pizza in bed? What's wrong with just resting one on your belly like I do? "Besides making you look like a gluttonous monster?" My girlfriend happens to like the look, thank you very much. Isn't that right, honey? Honey?! Wait -- what's this note? Can you read it to me? "It says 'My dearest love, despite your penis being the absolute perfect specimen, I have to leave -- the pizza in bed has just become too much for me to bear.'" I'm heartbroken. "The rest looks like you practicing your girlfriend's signature." Give me that!

Keep going for a brief video.

Thanks to marnie, who knows what I like, and I like eating in bed. Actually I like doing everything in bed. And to K Diddie, who knows the things I don't do in bed I at least hope I'm doing in a La-Z-Boy.

  • rocjoe

    It's been so long since I ordered a pizza... Is self-loathing an ingredient yet?

  • ErmenegildoBranduardi

    Nintendo Labo docet

  • Jonathan

    FIRSTBetter than eating bed in pizza, AM I RIGHT PEOPLE???

  • Eric Ord

    Another pizza post, you hungry GW?

  • GeneralDisorder

    /r/latestagecapitalism (or if you're not a commie /r/aboringdystopia)

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Another pizza post, you hungry, GW?

  • Kevin

    Another pizza post, you hungry GW?

  • caleb

    Another pizza post, you hungry GW?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Another step closer to being a complete piece of s**t

  • The only way to have pizza in bed is... http://d1ltpvilpndkci.cloud...

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Those are some oddly shaped nipples

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • Wooder

    Is this Eric Ord in bed saying "I got the FIRST BP pizza in bed box!...mmmmm...FIRST...that's me".

    He's just so happy...

  • Eric Ord

    #1 for fun, baby

  • Draco Basileus

    The circle of self destruction is now complete.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Another pizza post, you hungry GW?

  • Eric Ord


    Better than eating bed in pizza, AM I RIGHT PEOPLE???

  • Doog

    It's so crazy to me that she's Red in Orange is the New Black!

    Unrelated yet semi related comment...

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