Video Of A Guy Skipping A Stone Over 400 Feet

May 17, 2018


This is a video of a man calmly skipping a stone over 400 feet (the buoys to the left extend to 400 feet). It's not the clearest video I've ever seen, but I do believe he accomplishes what he claims provided those buoys really do extend 400 feet and there was no CGI involved, which there probably was because this is the internet. Come on, man, if you want us to take your rock-skipping seriously you need to invest in a nicer camera setup. Something better than a flip-phone taped to your head. That might work for Bigfoot sightings, but this is the highly competitive sport of rock skippin' we're talking about here, take it seriously. Now -- who wants to meet me at the river by the old train tracks after work and skip some rocks of our own? Anybody? "I'll come." Not you, anybody else? "What about me?" I already said no. Alright fine you can come, but you only get to gather rocks, you don't get to throw any. Consider this your probationary period. Oh -- and make sure my cup is always full. "With what?" Beer from the keg you're bringing.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Marlon, who agrees there's nothing more relaxing than skipping stone and drinking beer besides being dead.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This is just proof that there's nothing to do in rural Pennsylvania... Except meth of course.

  • WhiteEagle2

    This video did not need to be recorded with a strapon camera.

  • stuffsticks

    Dude collected a bucket of prime skimming stones. He's taking this awfully serious

  • Jenness

    I just want to know where he was able to get that many flat rocks of similar size and shape in that bucket. Now he either bought them or that took some serious rock-finding talent.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Guy is me.

    Stone is Eric Ord.

    Each skip is a First.

  • Eric Ord


  • The_Wretched

    Irina can skip Hubree 600 meters! Cute cute snuggles, don't ever change!.

  • Irina Abramovich

    But, Hubree can't skip Irina even 1 inch -- he's too tiny.=)=)

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