Video Of A Crow Stealing A Credit Card, Trying To Buy A Train Ticket

May 9, 2018

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This is a video of a crow in Japan stealing a woman's credit card in an attempt to buy a one-way ticket to Birdtown. Crows: they're smarter than everyone I know. Especially my buddy Marc, who thinks all arcade games are "really crazy ATMs."

Keep going for the video while I buy a ticket to the moon.

Thanks to K Diddie, who agrees somebody needs to tell that crow it can fly.

  • Destiny Brown

    NO ONE deserves better

  • sizzlepants

    So... am I really the only one who automatically went to that fridge commercial / ELO classic after reading 'ticket to the moon'?

    ... I've got a ticket to the moon
    I'll be leaving here, any day soon...

  • li miya

    I am really grateful to the owner of this website who has shared
    this impressive post vapingbison

  • And if you listen very carefully...
    “Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.”

  • Doog

    I was totally going to comment something like, "We see you Bran".

    For real though I wouldn't be surprised if this was some GoT marketing.

  • Rocco Ditalia

    JD

  • Jenness

    Wouldn't it have been cool if another crow in a train ticket worker vest flew in to assess the situation? I'm just going to pretend that happened after the camera turned off because I think that would be magical.

  • Irina Abramovich

    But Jenness thinks it’d be magical if lesbian marriages were legal everywhere in the world, even in Nazi Germany.

  • Doog

    I'm not sure about the Nazi Germany reference, but I don't think gay marriage should be considered magical. It should just be considered marriage.

    Though I suppose you could easily argue that love is magical in a way, so in that sense it would be magical as would all marriage.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Crows are incredibly intelligent animals.

    But obviously not intelligent enough to realize that true happiness can't be bought with credit cards.

    You need cold hard cash for that.

  • Mark

    He looked a little upset that the card didn't have a chip in it.

  • GeneralDisorder

    My bank cards get tiny cracks in them so when a guy at the gas station asked if I had a chip in my card I said "no, just some cracks".

  • Meh

    This is too easy for a racist joke, so i won't. I'll just tell this Eric to fuckoff with posting first everywhere.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think I know which joke you're gonna make. That said crows eat carrion. They're not a good meal.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Eric is not the hero we need.

    He's the one we deserve.

  • Doog

    Surely we deserve better...

  • Eric Ord

    First

    You have to admit that if arcade games were ATM's they'd be really crazy.

  • Shit, did we go back in time?

  • GeneralDisorder

    No. You're still dying.

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