Valuable Information: How To Properly Brush Your Cat's Teeth

May 24, 2018

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Smell your cat's breath -- what's it smell like? Like a cross between cat food and its a$$hole, right? Enter the latest installment of Dr. Burstyn's Helpful Vancouver Vet video series, detailing how to safely brush your cat's teeth (previously: how to properly pick up a cat). Amazingly, none of the steps include 'Buy a full suit of medieval armor' like I would have expected, which might explain why there's so much of my own blood all over the bathroom. "Do you even have a cat, GW?" No I do not.

Keep going for the video, and watch the cat's eyes shift after the grabs the brush around 1:38.

Thanks to Cyndi M, who informed her her cat likes licking between her toes while she's sleeping. Yeah that's like flossing to them.

  • adsffda

    gw said he has no cat. what happened to shitty bill!? clearly gw has been replaced again

  • Andyman7714

    He looks like the Dr. Nassar of cats. His saying that he loves cats was just a little too creepy.

  • Meh

    Shows people how to brush the teeth of a totally drugged out mellowish cat, only to destroy millions of friendships between humans and cats. I for one won't try this.

  • Jenness

    Yeahhh, this video is bogus. This is actually what really happens 99% of the time: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • kriptikchicken

    LMAO Jen, if this guy was being honest he would of started the video off by explaining the cats look... i.e. 'unless you catch me coming out of the womb in the first 2 seconds, I'm going to f*ck you up BIG TIME!'

    Even in YOUR video, just using the towel and gauntlets is being a bit over confident in my opinion! :D

  • GeneralDisorder

    I like my fingers attached and not chomped. So... I will also not try this.

    Also my cat tore up two vet techs for trying to get her temperature. They had her tested for rabies and threatened to have her put down.

  • Meh

    And that is exactly how mother nature intended it.

  • Octo

    My cat's breath smells like cat food.

  • Eric Ord

    A cross between cat food and its a$$hole, yes

  • Irina Abramovich

    Hubree is the number #1 L33T kitten -- if he designed his own toothpaste, it would be a Hello Kitty one in a cotton candy flavor!!=)=)

    GOOOOOOOOO Hubree!!!!!! YAY!! You just won the race to being the BEST Geekologie comment and shall receive an award from me -- it will be a big FLASHY MEDAL WITH AN INSCRIPTION ON IT THAT SAYS....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... HUBREE IS THE KITTEN GOD!!!!!

    I <3 Saint Thomas

  • Munihausen

    Somebody get that cat a Dentapup!

  • Eric Ord

    Combative street cat is The_Wretched

    Trained, specialized, considerate veterinarian is me

    Beautiful, restorative turkey flavored toothpaste is my firsts and shitposts

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