Star Wars Millennium Falcon And TIE Fighter Picnic Blankets

May 29, 2018

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Seen here being modeled by a lady who clearly picnics the same way I always do (alone and with a pathetic food spread) these are the $58 Star Wars Millennium Falcon and TIE Fighter picnic blankets available from Merchoid. They measure 150 x 200cm (~4.9 x 6.5-feet) and come in their own Star Wars branded carrying bags so even if somebody doesn't know what's in your bag, they at least know it's something Star Wars. Me? I don't like people knowing what's in my bag. I like to keep it a SECRET. "Sex toys?" How'd you know? "You dropped some butt stuff like two blocks ago." And you weren't going to say anything?!

Keep going for a couple more shots of all the outdoor fun to be had.

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Thanks to lizzy, who's holding out for a Death Star picnic blanket that can seat 1.7-million.

  • Daniel Washington

    You're always Eric Ord in my wildest fantasies.#NoKinkShaming

  • york

    I want to see a picnic blanket that looks exactly like a patch of gorgeous green grass with a photo realistic picnic basket at one corner with expensive wine and fancy fruit / bread spread out because I'm too lazy to pack that and carry it.

  • Wooder

    Whats wrong in this picture? oh yeah its a girl anywhere near this blanket!

    When you picnic in the park with this you hide in a remote section (behind the bathrooms preferably!).

  • Doog

    Surely you don't think that there isn't a girl out there (or tons of them for that matter) that enjoy Star Wars and would also enjoy either (both) of these blankets?

    I think we may have stumbled upon part of why you've always found females to be such a mystery...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think the implication here is that only ugly/undateable women like Star Wars. Granted, I could be wrong. But that seems to be where Wooder's mind is going. Also notable, I've never met an attractive Star Wars fan (male or female). Then again I don't make it a point to meet people who like Star Wars... You know... because nerds.

  • Bling Nye

    You whip out a Star Wars blanket, people know you ain't Falcon around.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Yeah, but they might tie you up for a millennium or so.

  • Jenness

    I want to see a picnic blanket that looks exactly like a patch of gorgeous green grass with a photo realistic picnic basket at one corner with expensive wine and fancy fruit / bread spread out because I'm too lazy to pack that and carry it.

  • The_Wretched

    I'd like to see the buff cat stuffed into that tie fighter.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I BET you would....

    ..pervert.

  • The_Wretched

    I try to be Eric Ordd when I'm FIRST.

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