Real Products That Exist: Coddies, Open-Toed Sandals That Look Like Fish

May 25, 2018


In 'Where was Big Mouth Billy Bass on this?' news, these are Coddies, £13 (~$17) lightweight open-toed foam sandals that look like fish. They currently come in cod and goldfish varieties and are sure to be a great conversation starter at your next barbecue, which I will be attending. I can see us now:

Me: "Hey, nice sandals."
You: "Thanks."
Me: "I'm joking, when are the burgers gonna be done?"
You: "Oh, just another couple-- *you look up, realize I'm already halfway across the yard, elbow-deep in your beer cooler and telling lies about you to anybody who will listen*

Thanks for inviting me though, seriously -- you're a good friend.

Keep going for several more shots and a video. Also, a portion of all profits go to UK charities for fish conversation, in case that affects your purchase decision.







Thanks again to K Diddie, who's holding out for shark sandals so people know he's not a man to be messed with.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    For the trashiest of white trash

  • Jenness

    I think the toes coming out are the most disturbing part of them. But at least when you see someone wearing these - you know what you're getting into right off the bat.

  • Bling Nye
  • GeneralDisorder

    It's 2017. Clearly.

  • Eric Ord

    Talk some more shit

  • Bling Nye

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?

  • TheQiwiMan

    You have an eternal open invitation to come to every one of my barbecues, GW.

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