Long Long Man: An Innuendo Packed Japanese Gummy Candy Commercial

May 10, 2018


This is a compilation (parts 1-11, with English subtitles) of the Long Long Man series of Sakeru gummy candy commercials. I'm not going to lie, I'm only eating Sakeru gummy products from now on. And not just for dessert or snacks either, I'm talking for breakfast, lunch and dinner and after dinner and in the shower. I thought the twist-ending was great too, it's like if M Night Shyamalan directed episodic penis inspired candy commercials.

Keep going for six minutes of Long Long Man doing his thing while you Google where you can order Sakeru gummy candy in another browser window because I can see inside your mind.

Thanks to Ray M, who informed me he still prefers Fruit By The Foot. Haha, man, I can still fit a whole box of six in my mouth with room to spare for a couple Fruit Roll-Ups.

  • Fartbutt

    Ahahahahaha what a twist!!! I did not see that coming. Such a heartbreaking story.

  • Jenness

    This compilation story has everything. It's better than half the movies out right now.

  • The_Wretched

    Once I saw long long man trying out his own pink, I knew something was up.

  • Eric Ord

    Word around town is they named this after what you people do for my firsts and shitposts: you long, long, man

  • Meh

    Subarashii chin chin mono.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've heard that "chinpokomon" means "penis monster" in Japanese. Man, South Park is a great show.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Don't ever change, Japan.

  • Munihausen

    It's just great.

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