It Happens: Guy On Motorbike Gets Clotheslined By Closing Parking Gate

May 18, 2018

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This is a short video of a motorbike rider who apparently takes too long to put his ticket away while entering a parking lot and gets clotheslined by the closing gate arm. Although, to his credit, that gate came down awfully quick. It was literally up for two seconds (is there a motion sensor? I'm not convinced the attendants didn't close it on purpose hoping this would happen). Honestly, I'm not sure I could have even gotten my car through in time, but that's just me and I would have probably been distracted making out with the hot babe riding shotgun. "Wait -- is that...a dummy?" I use her to ride in the carpool lane on my way to work. Plus if I ever get pulled over I tell the officer she's my lover and immediately engage in some heavy petting. They're usually caught so off guard they just head back to their cruiser and take off. "But why's her head on backwards?" She likes to pretend she's riding in the back of an old station wagon.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to rincon, who agrees with E.T. in your basket you never have to worry about parking lot gate arms.

  • JJtoob

    That did seem a bit too quick. Something tells me it really was manually operated and that someone there hates people on bikes. Wouldn't surprise me if it were a regular thing that people on motorcycles get past the gates without paying all the time and someone wanted a little revenge.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I feel like the bike operator should have been a little more on the ball but there's supposed to be motion sensors that wait until the vehicle crosses the gate path. So, yeah, something was broke.

  • gojek?

  • Jenness

    That gate arm wasn't taking any shit from anyone that day.

  • Eric Ord

    Vid is me after The_Wretched's massive block maneuver :'(

  • Irina Abramovich

    Awww.... that's mucho tears... I'll bet the people who don't have you blocked like your first postings AS MUCH OR MORE THAN they would have liked being breastfed with Tylenol 3 in the milk.

    I <3 St. Thomas -- He has a hairy chest that can only compete with a furrrrrry kitten. That means it's cute, or something, or very hairy.

    Hubree: You're the #1 best in the world at kitten hugs and being TOOOOOOOO CUTE.=) You're the light of my world -- don't ever leave me! JK! You can run away all you want. BUUUUTTTTTT, come back afterward, please.=)=)=)

  • Eric Ord

    ???

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Yeah, she's a little friggin' weird, lol.

  • Irina Abramovich

    It’s on the news!

    I <3 Hubree!!=)

  • Eric Ord

    "the news"

    What's that?

  • Irina Abramovich

    It’s like a bulletin with the coolest stories across America ranging on topics from abortion to zoos with tigers, but only the coolest people have heard of it, like bell bottom jeans.

  • Eric Ord

    Can't contain the FIRST train

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