Note: Hey guys I'm getting through it but it ain't easy and might take a minute. Bear with me and we'll be back to clubbing goblins before you know it.
Weddings: the only fun part is the reception when you're pleasantly horrified how wasted your extended family can get. Enter wedding bounce castles: all white bounce houses designed for wedding receptions. They're available for rent in the UK for around $400, although I'm sure they'll be available everywhere else soon because they should be. Can you smell that? "Smells like vomit." Get my uncle out of there before he hurts himself.
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Thanks to Greenphant, who agrees the happy couple better have a cake fight in there to seal the deal.