Guy Tries To Open Wine Bottle With A Blowtorch

May 3, 2018

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Because some people are full of bright ideas, this is a video of a guy in an Avengers vs X-Men pullover trying to-- "Armani Exchange." What? "The pullover he's wearing." Wouldn't that make it AE? "AE is American Eagle." Whatever, I only wear the clothes my mom makes me. This is a video of some guy in an Armani Exchange pullover trying to open a six dollar bottle of Gallo Family red wine with a blowtorch. SPOILER: the entire bottle neck shatters in an explosion, leaving me no choice but to speculate this guy might not be a trained sommelier. Are you sure you should even be drinking wine? Maybe you should stick to that apple juice on the back counter. "That's cooking oil." Yeah, stick to that.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Carmen, who agrees some broken glass in your wine is only natural.

  • JJtoob

    If you can find it at WalMart, it's not really wine. Also, wonder if this would have worked with slower heating.

  • Jenness

    Those morons deserve glass in the eye for using heat like that on wine - even if it didn't shatter it would have ruined the taste. Heathens.

  • The_Wretched

    Safety goggles. Come on people.

  • Meh

    Someone quick; mail him that ducttape spoon trick.

  • Steamboat

    Pause, then press . to move a frame forward and , to move a frame backward.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I once used a knife to widdle the cork out. I didn't have to drink any glass shards, but it did take a bit longer... I guess there are pros and cons.

  • A sharp, narrow blade that can stab far into the cork can be easily used to open a bottle of wine. Stab, then twist and pull. And try not to lose fingers in the process. Now this trick with the shoe was a surprise to me. https://youtu.be/u1wROm-OF9w

  • GeneralDisorder

    If you can't get the cork out, push the cork in. It'll be fine.

  • Talon184

    He opens a juice box with a ball-peen hammer

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Someone that drinks Gallo would do this.

  • mark

    Was this dubbed into english from russian - had to be - american's are not that stupid

  • Munihausen

    Many, many are in fact.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Are we talking about the same Americans who voted Trump in?

    Just askin'...

  • Brian Grady

    Politics! Just what we all came here for.

  • Talon184

    I take solace in knowing that more of us actually voted for Hillary...but our system screwed us.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I understand Gore being caught off guard by the electoral college, but after that, kinda seems on you for not doing anything about it in the intervening administrations? reps and dems both took a pass, I guess everyone likes it that way.

  • Talon184

    You're right. I should have fixed that. Dunno what I was thinking. No worries. I'll head to DC tomorrow and get it all taken care of.

    Good article here you might read through (while I handle the situation) that does a fair-to-decent job of explaining that we have tried to abolish the electoral college periodically throughout our history, but never successfully and some reasons why we are doomed to have it stay in place for the forseeable future.

    TL/DR: Democrats did try to fix it...but Republicans benefit from it and blocked all efforts.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    👍 Glad you're finally on the case!

  • Bling Nye

    I drill a screw into the cork off center, then use a screwdriver as a fulcrum and a cat's paw to lever the cork out.

    60% of the time it works every time.

  • Mark

    I drive a nail through the side of my corks, hang the bottle from the ceiling, then grab onto the bottle and start swinging around the kitchen. When the cork pops out, I land on my ass on the floor with the full bottle of wine safely cradled in my arms.

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