This is some alpha gameplay footage of Kani no Kenka (aka FightCrab, not to be confused with Fight Club, which we shouldn't even be talking about) from Japanese game developer Nussoft. The game will feature crab versus crab battles in a variety of locations with a bunch of different weapons including swords, a morningstar flail, electricity, and good old fashioned claws. It doesn't look like a particularly fun game, but it does look like a particularly unusual game. Will I still play it to settle drunk arguments with friends? Probably. "How do you settle an argument with a video game?" Whoever wins the match was right. Unless I lose, in which case I demand a rematch for ultimate rightness. If I lose that I break my beer bottle and attack physically. I've never been wrong yet.
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Thanks to Richard K, who wants to know what the bonus stage looks like. Hopefully trying to make it off a table at a seafood restaurant.