First Person Footage Of A Guy Using A Paint Flamethrower During Paintball Match

May 14, 2018

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This is the first-person footage of paintballer Craig Palmer using a paint flamethrower during a 2,000 person (good lord) match at the Sniperz Den paintball center in Saint Paul, Oregon. Are paintthrowers even allowed? I have no clue -- do I look like a man who's into competitive shooting sports? No, I prefer doing battle UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL. "Sword fighting?" Rock, paper, scissors.

Keep going for the video while I speculate if the range of paintthrowers is regulated for fair play. Feel free to chime in.

Thanks to Damien, who won a round of paintball wielding nothing but a paintknife, apparently because he's as good as I am at Counter-Strike.

  • shashi

    prefer the old school https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Lisa Fowler

    Get pait /per month up to $9295 by working for Xilinx
    at home

  • Alf in pog form

    Don't you mean paint /per month?

  • Jonathan Tippett

    Seems like cheating. Isn't part of the paintball appeal having to aim?

  • Ollie Williams

    He is having to aim. He's actually at a disadvantage considering he can't fire as far as a conventional paintball gun.

  • WhiteEagle2

    Next step, "Paint Mustard Gas".

  • GeneralDisorder

    Paintball grenades exist but they're extremely fucking pointless (and stupidly overpriced).

    I've heard someone build a claymore mine for paintball but it was spring activated and stupid.

    I always wanted to build some paint sprayer as a land-mine but all of my paintball friend said "if you build that and use it on me we're gonna have a firing squard."

  • striderx515

    well, there's already PB trip mines, grenades (water balloons with paint), nerf bazookas (legal only for scenario games with tanks mostly) and gatling PB guns...so I guess a flamethrower was the eventual next step.

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  • Andrew Foss

    Is that before or after the cost of the donkey and paying off the cops to ignore the bestiality law?

  • Eric Ord

    If there was a Geekologie paintball match, I'd jump out in front of The_Wretched right away and yell FIRST as he shot me lol <3

  • *as all of us shot you

  • Eric Ord

    Yeah right how many sock puppets did you set up to give yourself all those thumbs up

  • DC Guy

    I really wish he would've yelled "dropping loads" before he shot people

  • TheQiwiMan
  • The_Wretched

    I would never get anything done if I had access to portals.

  • Ollie Williams

    I'd imagine your day would be pretty full up with self-fellatio.

  • Eric Ord

    Woah, what's with the old memes?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Memes are forever fresh if your heart is pure

    #Namaste

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