First Person Footage Of A Guy Using A Paint Flamethrower During Paintball Match

May 14, 2018


This is the first-person footage of paintballer Craig Palmer using a paint flamethrower during a 2,000 person (good lord) match at the Sniperz Den paintball center in Saint Paul, Oregon. Are paintthrowers even allowed? I have no clue -- do I look like a man who's into competitive shooting sports? No, I prefer doing battle UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL. "Sword fighting?" Rock, paper, scissors.

Keep going for the video while I speculate if the range of paintthrowers is regulated for fair play. Feel free to chime in.

Thanks to Damien, who won a round of paintball wielding nothing but a paintknife, apparently because he's as good as I am at Counter-Strike.

  • shashi

    prefer the old school

  • Lisa Fowler

    Get pait /per month up to $9295 by working for Xilinx
    at home

  • Alf in pog form

    Don't you mean paint /per month?

  • Jonathan Tippett

    Seems like cheating. Isn't part of the paintball appeal having to aim?

  • Ollie Williams

    He is having to aim. He's actually at a disadvantage considering he can't fire as far as a conventional paintball gun.

  • WhiteEagle2

    Next step, "Paint Mustard Gas".

  • GeneralDisorder

    Paintball grenades exist but they're extremely fucking pointless (and stupidly overpriced).

    I've heard someone build a claymore mine for paintball but it was spring activated and stupid.

    I always wanted to build some paint sprayer as a land-mine but all of my paintball friend said "if you build that and use it on me we're gonna have a firing squard."

  • striderx515

    well, there's already PB trip mines, grenades (water balloons with paint), nerf bazookas (legal only for scenario games with tanks mostly) and gatling PB I guess a flamethrower was the eventual next step.

  • Kimberly J. Barton

    Start earn­ing extra profit weekly... It's an amazing part time job for anybody... Best thing about it is that you can do this job from your home and get paid from 100-2000 dollars at the end of every week ... Apply for the job now and get your first cash at the end of the week>>>>

  • Andrew Foss

    Is that before or after the cost of the donkey and paying off the cops to ignore the bestiality law?

  • Eric Ord

    If there was a Geekologie paintball match, I'd jump out in front of The_Wretched right away and yell FIRST as he shot me lol <3

  • *as all of us shot you

  • Eric Ord

    Yeah right how many sock puppets did you set up to give yourself all those thumbs up

  • DC Guy

    I really wish he would've yelled "dropping loads" before he shot people

  • TheQiwiMan
  • The_Wretched

    I would never get anything done if I had access to portals.

  • Ollie Williams

    I'd imagine your day would be pretty full up with self-fellatio.

  • Eric Ord

    Woah, what's with the old memes?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Memes are forever fresh if your heart is pure


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