Destroy Everything, STAT!: Guy Mods Paper Shredder To Shred Instantly

May 31, 2018

This is a video from Danish Youtube channel of a guy modding a paper shredder (possibly with an R/C car motor?) to shred documents almost instantly. Obviously, this is the man you want on your team during a political campaign. Could you imagine getting your neck tie stuck in that thing? You would be a goner, just like in the movies. Me? I don't shred my confidential documents, I burn them all to ashes. Usually along with the entire building they were in. Better safe than sorry -- that's my motto. "I thought it was, 'It wasn't me, you can't prove anything.'" Hahah, no, that's just how I answer the phone.

Keep going for the video while I speculate if they got this idea from Super Shredder in TMNT II: The Secret Of The Ooze. Actual shredding begins at 1:30.

Thanks to Carmen, who employs a colony of hungry termite supersoldiers to destroy his sensitive documents.

  • shashi

    Appropriate soundtrack:
    (WARNING: volume&words&probablyNSFW)

  • CDW in PC

    We need more people like this in the world, and by that I mean I need to become friends with someone like this so I can play with all the fun and crazy shit they come up with.

  • Talon184

    Damn...imagine getting your tie caught in that thing....

  • Jenness

    Yeah, this is very unsafe. I need to buy ones for all the colleagues I secretly despise. SECRET SANTA AMIRIGHT?!?

  • Gingerbread

    Mod this to add a mini-flamethrower at the bottom

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's probably not the safest thing to use indoors. But it would be effective. Maybe you could use that shredder and fire the shreds into an incinerator instead.

    I sort of want to see an industrial scale shredder that shreds reams at a time modded with a supercharged V8.

  • shashi

    tried to find a good tree shredder video but im easily distra

  • Eric Ord


    Paper is the potential for my future firsts

    Shredder is life ;(

  • Eric Ord

    Where's the thumbs up for this

    Where's the support

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon
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