Compilation Of All Iron Man Suit-Up Scenes From 2008 - 2017

May 15, 2018

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Seen here looking a little apprehensive about his work, this is a compilation video of all the Tony Stark suiting-up into Iron Man scenes included in movies from 2008 - 2017. Man, that suit took so long to put on in 2008 it's amazing he ever got any superhero-ing done before he needed to take a bathroom break. "Real superheroes poop in their suits." So.... "That doesn't make you a superhero, no." Curses!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Dan The Man, who agrees Tony should just add a catheter and one of those long johns style butt-flaps and live in the suit 24/7.

  • This makes me wanna rewatch all the Iron Man movies.

  • The_Wretched

    It must hurt when his hair gets pinched in the helmut.

  • His hair always comes out perfectly coiffed.

  • The_Wretched

    I'd suspect he built in a hairdresser function and hair gel dispenser.

  • TheQiwiMan

    (he was talking about his pubes)

  • Jenness

    And he has a special attachment to take care of that area inside the suit. It's why he is always so chill and happy in the suit.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Well, that and the IV ethanol drip that the suit carries on board. They didn't show in the movies but in the comics Tony Stark is a raging alcoholic who can't function without booze.

    On a related note imagine a raging alcoholic with billions of dollars at his disposal flying around supersonically in a personal aircraft that also happens to carry heavy armaments with sufficient power to blow up a modern tank.

    Ironman might look like the good guy in the movie but he's basically a drunk pilot terrorizing the world.

  • Jenness

    Really? That's so depressing but also a lot more interesting. What happened to Pepper Pot chick in the books? *props herself up on pillows and hopes for a dystopian storytime with Uncle Disorder.*

  • GeneralDisorder

    My title is "Ex-Uncle". But also I never read the comics (because the nearest comic store to me was ~50 miles where I grew up).

  • Jenness

    Why Ex-Uncle? Ok now I want to hear that story. Because that sounds like DRAMA.

    p.s. is that why you are weird, because you grew up in BFE?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Well you see... I have one sibling. I was married once. My ex wife had one sibling. My sister has no kids, isn't married, blah.

    My former sister-in-law is a baby factory and punching bag for her useless piece of shit drunk assbag.

    So, my nieces who I never see (and of the four so far only one even know who I am) aren't related to me anymore. So... What do you call it?

    I don't know. I guess I'm an ex-uncle then.

  • Jenness

    You never know, sis might find true love with a non-douchebag and you'll get to be an uncle again.

    Also sounds like you are so lucky to have gotten away from that lot of losers when you parted ways with the ex ball-n-chain. Whew!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Unfortunately my chain is made of two kids so there's another 8 and 13 years respectively.

  • Jenness

    Well congrats and damnit all rolled up into one.

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