"Alexa, What's 10 To The Power Of 308?"

May 2, 2018

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This is a video of Amazon's Alexa answering 'What's 10 to the power of 308?" SPOILER IN CASE YOU FAILED MATH AS MANY TIMES AS I DID: there are a lot of zeros. Although it's interesting how she changes the inflection of 'zero' ever so often, then at 1:13 switches to 'O's' and sounds like a robot climaxing for forty-five seconds straight. Admittedly (and shamefully), it was a lot sexier than I had anticipated. "So...." So I won't be taking my typical morning stroll around the office is what I'm saying. Tell Phil he'll need to make fun of himself until lunch.

UPDATE: Also added a British version (thanks Carsten), which is almost entirely orgasm and may be too hot to handle.

Keep going for the unexpectedly titillating video.

Thanks to hairless, who caught me listening to this audio while looking up pictures of Rosie The Robot.

  • Eric

    1 owo

  • Eric Ord

    GET YOUR OWN NAME

    INTERLOPER

  • jodyberry

    Sounds like redrum voice at :30

  • Ghost Pirates

    British Alexa sounds sexy.

  • Northwest Photography

    I hate this new kind of dubstep. I never know when the beat is going to drop.

  • Juan Santiago

    well, this beats 70 times 7

  • The_Wretched

    I think she was saying "roshi" for part of that.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    The fact that all the zeros do not have the same intonation disturbs me... then there's the 1:12 part where Alexa takes the red pill.

  • Jenness

    I picture the guy filming like this: https://2static2.fjcdn.com/...

  • Munihausen

    pbfcomics.com is a treasure trove

  • 😆😄

    Google handles this much more eloquently. But then again, Alexa is pretty stupid compared to Google in just about every way possible.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'll stick to just one always-on listening device in my life, thanks.

  • Ollie Williams

    I've heard the opposite from multiple people who have the Google device.

  • 😆😄

    Here's one study: https://searchengineland.co...

    Alexa is only popular in the USA. Outside, it's all Google everywhere b/c Google is much better at all languages too.

  • Ollie Williams

    I don't give a shit enough to read anything about it.

  • Scotty J

    Alexa showing her "Oh" face.

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