You Did It Wrong: Massive Cruise Ship Destroys Dock

April 12, 2018


This is a video from the Honduran island of Raotan of the MSC Armonia cruise ship coming into port way too fast and destroying the dock. Where did this captain go to boating school -- clown college? This the first time you parked a boat? Thankfully, nobody was injured and the boat only required minor repairs. The dock? There is no dock anymore. I hope none of those cruise ship passengers had 'Visit Raotan' on their bucket lists.

Keep going for the video while I apply to be a boat captain.

Thanks to DT, who could have drifted that ship into harbor.

  • Homestar

    It's actually Roatan, not Raotan, if anyone cares.

  • AndyvRS

    Isn't this just an outtake from Speed 2?

  • Tom327Cat

    "LLLLLike a glove!"

  • GeneralDisorder

    My dad was a city worker when he got out of the army and finished college. Early in his career there he was told by an old guy "back the truck in". Well, he's nervous. He's driving big military trucks that he worked on in the army but it's a tight garage. Well, the old guy says "keep backing up until you hear a crunch".

    So he does. He gets out, looks around. Had no idea what crunched. But the truck was in the garage.

  • Talon184
  • Munihausen

    Screaming never helps anything.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I had major hearing damage before becoming a father but I'm pretty sure my kids screaming has done a lot more damage than the huge stereo I had as a teen, the headphones I've worn far too much, shooting guns without ear-pro, riding in loud vehicles, and also my car stereo...

  • Bling Nye

    Physics is always happy to fuck your shit up if you're not paying attention.

  • The_Wretched

    Almost like reality doesn't care about you or what you think.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Dang Geekologie goes down more often than I do when my lady steps out of the shower.


  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I learned all I need to know from the movies Speed and speed 2

  • Draco Basileus

    Yo! Am I too close to the curb?

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