Video Demonstration Of 'Thet Most Advanced Humanoid Robotic Head Ever Created"

April 25, 2018

This is a video of a robotic head built by Garner Holt Productions, who claim the 'expressive emotions animatronic figure' is "the most advanced humanoid robotic head ever created. The figure utilizes theme park quality construction to accomplish incredible special effects movement in a robotic or animatronic human platform." Is it actually? I have no clue, although it does look like an improvement from the animatronic pirates on the 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' ride at Disneyland. Speaking of -- I was actually there recently. "Disneyland?" No -- the Caribbean. "How was that?" All in my mind. "You're a weird dude, GW." I can also levitate small objects if I concentrate hard enough. "You mean like..." With a boner, yes.

Keep going for the video and judge for yourself.

Thanks to Dave L, who agrees this is not the sex doll anybody had in mind.

  • Deksam

    I think Yoda of the 80s was just as convincing,

  • ben

    and still it looks like a spazzy Boglin

  • shashi

    wonder how AI will address the opioid crisis

  • Big McLargehuge

    When it comes to advanced animatronics, Palsybot1850™ is nautical miles ahead of the pack!

  • JimmyJam

    I can't say I'm on board with the new Chuck E. Cheese, but kudos to them for trying!

  • Meh

    My sock-puppet begs to differ.

  • Talon184

    Marvel at the latest in our ever expanding line of robotic sex dolls: 19th century hobo complete with brown teeth, bleeding gums and 3 distinct varieties of body lice!

    Don't delay! Call now! (Since we intend to set these abominations on fire at the end of the week)

  • Online advertising has gained popularity in the past two decades. Here are some of the marketing methods used online. Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is a process of ensuring that your site appears favorably on the first page since 64% of the clicks are usually in the first five listings. Search Engine Marketing (SEM) is involves the art of marketing online but with an ad that appears on the search engine results page.To know more:

  • Ollie Williams

    Anyone who has to resort to spamming messages on websites to advertise their shit, and then get banned by Disqus, is in no position to offer marketing assistance.

  • Jenness

    This is the most apt response - ever.

  • Alf in pog form

    It's the perfect movements recreation of a person whose head doesn't actually contain a skull.

  • Darren McCoy

    I wonder how realistic the inside of his mouth is?

  • The_Wretched

    Asking for a friend?

  • Darren McCoy

    He looks like a biter

  • TheQiwiMan

    Apparently it finds its existence...... orgasmic?

  • Cory

    Can't fool me. That's Count Olaf!

  • asdfadfs

    huh, not female.

    is this not a japanese robot? if it was japanese it'd be better equipped to give blowjobs and/or scold you for groping it. (see the previous "most advanced robotic head" gw posted)

  • Jenness

    I think they are confusing the word 'advanced' with 'repellant'.

  • Mr. Roboto

    I know robots can't get drunk, but this robot is for sure drunk.

  • D3Fd0ck


blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post