Tractor Trailer Dump Truck With Load In Air Battles Pedestrian Bridge

April 5, 2018

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This is a video from Highway 40 near Repentigny, Québec, Canada of a tractor trailer dump truck with its load raised attempting to do battle with a pedestrian bridge. SPOILER: The pedestrian bridge wins. Thankfully, nobody were injured in the incident, but a tractor trailer dump truck Transformer named Shitspill did lose its life. What was all the stuff that came out though? Because I thought it was chocolate milk at first but apparently it was corn. And not corn dogs either or otherwise the news would have read, "Blogger eats 600 corn dogs from middle of highway, dies happy, really did have the world's super coolest penis."

Keep going for the seven second video, then meet me in the utility closet for seven minutes in heaven. I love the smell of cleaning supplies.

Thanks to Xavier LT, who agrees you have to pick and choose your battles carefully -- you can't just go fighting every bridge you come across.

  • Doog

    Now I want to see Tractor Trailer Dump Truck Raised Load Jousting!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Alright. This video was sexy but this just put the arousal level over the top.

  • Fartbutt

    The super coolest penis was the highlight. My creative thinking has expanded, thank you.

    Now, I wonder what makes a penis super cool... my first thought is when full bone it makes a full/half twist. (I want to imagine full but that would just be wishing too much) Being able to tie his penis in a knot which is my dream to achieve would also be a cool perk

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon
  • steve holt

    FAKE! It's photoshop! you can tell cuz the shadows are all wrong. At least that's what Daisy told me.

  • Nope... i was there...

  • Tigerh8r

    Thankfully, nobody in the comments section were a grammar nazi.

  • TheQiwiMan

    *currently sitting in the utility closet, wearing nothing but my socks and a big grin*

  • The_Wretched

    I guess that was a satisfying sploosh.

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