Video Of Three Bears Trying To Relax In A Hammock

April 17, 2018


This is a video of three bears trying to relax in a hammock. They aren't very good at it. Eventually, the largest bear leaves and the two others do an accidental flip before getting embarrassed and taking off for the woods. Forget the hammock, I would have been all about that clubhouse in the background. When reached the comment about the incident, Baby Bear had this to say: "F*ck Goldilocks's hammock." Strong words from a cub!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to K Diddie, who agrees maybe they would have better luck with a swingset.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This reminds me of this time I was drunk and ended up at a party and someone older than me brought their tubby 8 year old. He was the only kid there, almost everyone else was sloppy drunk (poor kid) so he was trying to keep himself entertained. He was too fat to get onto the hammock and kept flopping on the ground. The little porker might have been hamming it up for the drunk adults though.

  • Jenness

    I have a feeling those bears have been spying on those people and have been wanting to try that for a long time.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Okay, that is pretty adorable.

  • Doog

    Apparently one of them thought the hammock was too hard, another thought it was too soft, but luckily the third one found it to be just right.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You're thinking of Goldilocks and the three... I want to say dicks. That doesn't sound right though.

  • shashi

    do not google 'goldilocks porn parody' and then definitely don't check the image results

  • GeneralDisorder

    Noted. I definitely won't do that when I'm in bed tonight...

  • Mark

    The result would have been the same with 3 humans. :-)

  • Bling Nye
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