The Wait Is Over: Gummi Pickles That Taste Like Sour Dills

April 5, 2018


Because apparently there might maybe possibly you never know be a market for them, these are the quarter pound gummi pickles available from Vat19. Each $6 pickle is sour dill flavored with "the sweetness of delicious gummy and just a hint of green apple." Interesting. And by interesting I mean I just spit up on my keyboard a little, and that's saying a lot because I am what is known as a PICKLE LOVING FIEND. At any given time there are at least four different jars of pickles in my fridge for snacking. Plus two of artichoke hearts, and an emergency forty of Colt 45. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm finally going to follow my dreams and open an all-you-can-eat pickle buffet. "Why bother, I've got an all-you-can-eat pickle buffet for you right here, GW!" I know what you mean, and I don't appreciate it.

Keep going for one more shot of a guy completing the condom snorting challenge and a video.


Thanks again to K Diddie, for inspiring me to run out and buy a jar of Mount Olive Kosher Baby Dills at lunch.

  • cjope

    You can make these at home by filling a studded condom with jello!

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Who thought this up? Who took the time to examine the gummi market and say, "Y'know what's missing? Gummi pickles. Dill pickle gummis is what this world is missing."

  • GeneralDisorder

    This is awful. Gummy (gross) dill (gross) pickle. Two yucks don't make a yum. No way in hell would I put that in my mouth. At least not for free.

  • Geekologie

    two yucks don't make a yum!

  • The_Wretched

    ugh, why waste your daily calorie budget with that.

  • dougfunnay

    according to this that pickle probably only has around 448 calories (doesnt seem right ....)
    you also dont have to eat the whole thing
    if your real active you could eat like 6 of those things and still not hit your caloric intake for the day

  • The_Wretched

    I eat just under 2000 cal so that is 25% of my daily budget. It's a ton of calories. And the idea that you can exercise away over eating is a dirty lie from the junk food industry.

  • dougfunnay

    no its not ive had to become more active for various reasons and my calorie budget has gone from around 2000 to 3000+
    definitely not getting fatter
    (you cant exercise away over eating in that going and working out once doesnt offset a bag of chips or something but if its constant your metabolism adapts)

  • Draco Basileus

    In a world where "meat" can be grown in a lab, this is totally acceptable.

  • dougfunnay

    im down with some lab meat though
    as long as its tasty and doesnt give the cancer anyway

  • TheQiwiMan

    Meh, I'd try a bite.

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