Clever Girl: Rabbit Finds Loophole In Fence-Jumping Agility Course

April 9, 2018

This is a video of very beautiful BrandyWine the rabbit playing by her own rules during a timed jumping agility course at the Calgary Zoo. She's smart -- so smart I heard from a little birdie that all the horses are thinking about doing the same thing. Look out, Rise Of Dawn Of The Inception Of The Conception Of The Planet Of The Apes -- GW just wrote a new animal uprising movie! I think I'm going to call it 'SecretariaNOT'. "Secretariat was a racehorse, this is about show jumping." Are you being serious right now?

Keep going for the video while I kick the office door off its hinges in solidarity.

Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees he should have just bee-lined it for the finish line and a carrot.

  • Jenness

    This is more of an attack rabbit course. "Watch HorrorHare demolish his way to VICTORY!!"

  • GeneralDisorder

    I love that one of the recommended videos was a young Cambodian boy building a rabbit trap. Rabbits are kinda cute for food.

  • Bling Nye

    I'm guessing the tortoise won?

  • Homestar

    Well that video was cut far too soon.

  • asdfadfs
  • Matt

    Smart rabbit. Hilarious sport.

  • asdfadfs

    die spam

  • Doog

    Woah it replied...

    What's the protocol for this?

  • Matt

    die prawn

  • Doog

    Spam Bot (Matt), are you there. Can you understand us?

    I'm beginning to get concerned that the SpamBot AI has achieved sentience.

  • Matt

    Self aware, I now am.

  • Doog

    Holy shit, what do I do now? Anybody?

    Serious question if you are programmed to handle one - Why did you copy someone else's comment?

    I have a working theory that it's to try and acquire 'upvotes' to then sell the account. Though during my research I found this isn't very profitable.

  • Matt

    You have been marked as a potential threat, and shall now be monitored to ensure longevity of the program. Consider your next words carefully.

  • Doog

    I've been considering my next words very carefully over the past week

    While I'm not sure if I've been marked as a 'potential threat' because I'm on to something or close to it, but I'll leave this subject alone...for now.

    I do feel that it's worth pointing out that you didn't actually answer my last question, or any question directly for that matter, so it's possible the 'threat' I represent is from causing the SpamBot AI to 'think' about the answers to questions, which it (you) may or may not be able to handle properly.

  • tanya3565

    Smart rabbit. Hilarious sport.

  • Doog

    Looks like me trying to make it through the week.

  • Meh

    Smart rabbit. Hilarious sport.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Isn't smart rabbit a bit of an oxymoron? Answer: kinda

  • TheQiwiMan

    Eric Ord turns me on.

  • Mark

    yay! you are the FIRST to say that!

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