Waste Not, Want Not: Woman Creates Bikini Out Of Taxidermied Frogs

April 16, 2018

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Note: Picture edited for work modesty. Full shots after the jump/below.

Lousiana frog hunter Fabiana LeFleur learned from her father at an early age to use every part of a hunted animal as possible, so nothing goes to waste. And, two decades later, enter the frog bikini, a two-piece bathing suit made from seven taxidermied frogs Fabiana caught to eat. Some more info while I distract Kermit from ever seeing this:

Although she is happy with the results, LeFleur admits wearing the suit presents some challenges.


"They don't have an underwire, so there's not as much support as a standard bathing suit," she said. "As a piece of sportswear, a wardrobe malfunction would be inevitable."

She hopes her frog bikini inspires more people to find ways to use materials they would otherwise discard.

Inevitable wardrobe malfunctions -- tell me more. Also, sure, not wasting resources, that's an important lesson a lot of people could learn. Still, I can't help but feel that's my would-be prince covering her left tit. *shrug* Like the saying goes, you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. "Just how many frogs have you kissed, GW?" Minus these ones? All of them -- plus most turtles (you never know).

Keep going for a couple more shots of the frog bikini's lack of support.

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Thanks to Mark V, who was not born on the bayou and finds this all a little disconcerting.

  • Guesticle

    but what does it look like from behind?

  • Chino Pisces

    Faggot.

  • Bling Nye

    Like ass.

  • Javier Arreola

    Would bang, if I die, I die

  • Gilbert

    Same... Hell, I'd even brag about it afterwards...

  • Douchy McDouche

    Link to craiglist please. Would hit.

  • Jenness

    Legit reasons not to bang:
    crazy eyes/ weapon already in hand menacingly with clenched fists /currently works in violent career / hows how to kill, use & hide (if any) remains/ psycho hair color / wears bell around neck to warn people of presence because of court-order

    99% of Comments:
    Why am I not already banging her?!?

    Gentlemen, never change. lolol

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Perhaps we share much in common with the Praying Mantis.

    I shouldn't say "we," because this gal is about 2 showers away from being a crazy swamp woman and that's just not my thing. But to each his own, I suppose, and when he dies (and die he shall) by her hand, he will die knowing that his remains will be utilized in the nourishment of his offspring and in the clothing of their mother.

  • Jenness

    Perhaps....but once you find a good one, it's too much trouble to kill them and have to train one up again. Not that I ever found one of those. Never dig in my backyard. Just sayin'.

  • Fartbutt

    Fear-rection

  • paperboy

    For journalistic purposes and stuff I'm going to need to see the rear view as well.

  • Andyman7714

    I was just watching "Mad Max, Beyond Thunder Dome". She would totally fit in.

  • JimmyJam

    It's ribbit for her pleasure.

  • Bling Nye

    Toadally.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    She is just the right amount of crazy.

  • Eric Ord

    You know, functional...

  • Eric Ord

    You people are quick

  • Bling Nye

    There's no backside. Or downside.

  • Meh

    Terrifying. The woman that is.

  • paperboy

    She's a goddess.

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