Justice: Driver Deciding To Drive On Highway Shoulder Immediately Gets Pulled Over

April 18, 2018

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This is a very short video from Interstate 285 East outside Atlanta, Georgia of a driver who decides traffic laws don't apply to them and proceeds to drive on the shoulder (with complete disregard for the rumble strips) instead of inside a lane. Unbeknownst to them, the car in front of the person filming is a police officer, and immediately pulls the person over. SWEET JUSTICE. I honestly think if I could witness something similar in person once a day my life would be at LEAST 15% happier. "But don't you drive on the sidewalk?" Only when I absolutely have to. "When do you absolutely have to?" Just to and from work.

Keep going for the feel-good video, complete with a completely disregarded 'Don't do it!' warning from the guy filming.

Thanks to Tank, who will drive on the shoulder whenever he wants and there's nothing you can do about it.

  • Gypsy Nexus Blue

    Get off your dam phone man! Seriously the guy would not have to go in that lane if people would stop posting shit on there facebooks!

  • Lilith Dracorr

    that wasn't a lane, though....

  • Doog

    You dun goofed!

  • Draco Basileus

    Then the SOB doesn't have the decency to pull forward another few feet to allow the patrol car to get fully into the shoulder. What an ass hat.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Some people lack any semblance of situational awareness.

  • JJtoob

    But didn't the driver stop because of the police car before he got bwooped? Driver just got nervous or might try to argue a need to use the shoulder to stop or something.

  • Munihausen

    I like the abbreviated "bwooop" just to ensure the guy, visibly defeated, knew he got-got.

  • Jenness

    This pleased me so much.

  • Wilf Smith

    It occurs to me, that Irina is an advanced bot being tested out and improved by Putins cyber division to automatically insert whatever crowd swaying thing is required. It's being tested out on unimportant boards atm to refine it. The idea being if they can shift from a room full of people manually spamming propaganda, to automated bots that can push the volume of posts to overwhelming in a convincing way, the cyber war is won.
    Because Irina is pretty sophisticated, despite being funny. It's doing some quite clever things in word recognition and language construction and the like.

  • Jenness

    I disagree. The problem with AI is that the wrong people are doing the Turing testing. They have one tiny demographic of society who create, program, test and who decide who is 'good enough' to interact with the AI based on their inherently biased beliefs. In almost all cases, they exhibit stunted social behaviors that they must soothe themselves by saying that it's because they are more intelligent or so specialized. So when these bots are rolled out and immediately start to shift to racist or even violent speech, it really is not that astounding considering who is creating them. It also explains why the bots have zero charisma, ability to connect and have illogical conversations - which the creators spend inordinate amounts of time theorizing that it's because they are so smart they sound stupid. No they aren't. They are just like the creators. AI will get better when they start having actually charismatic, witty, hilarious and high-emotional intelligence humans doing the interacting and having a hand in the programming and open up that tiny world by studying and putting baselines into factors such as sexual desirability, charm, attractiveness, compelling body language signalling that researchers dismiss as having less value over other factors - when in fact biologically those things are quite important and integral .

  • Oh wow. Irina is writing lesbian Jenness fan fiction now. I've seen it all.

  • Irina Abramovich

    She’s a tranny/lesbian. Right?

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