Guy Wakes Up, Plays Windows 95 Startup Sound On Accordion, Goes Back To Bed

April 13, 2018


Because this is the internet and the internet never stops, this is a short video of musician Jackson Parodi pretending to wake up, play the Windows 95 startup sound on his accordion, and go back to bed. Fascinating. Perhaps even more fascinating is the fact that Jackson appears to live in festive, soundproofed pantry.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Lydia, who informed me waking up next to that would be like a dream. And to K Diddie, who disagrees.

  • Jenness

    I have spent way too much time looking at this and wondering if this is his real bed and if he's ever been whacking off only to have that box of cheerios or one of those cans fall on his head ruining what little joy he was trying to obtain. Oh and what is the last question he asked that magic 8 ball.

  • Irina Abramovich

    He asked if Jenness is a lesbian tranny and if she is still in the running for world's most beautiful woman competition with afterrooster's wife

  • Jenness

    Is this before or after those cans and magic 8 ball came crashing down on his head along with his plushie collection?

  • Irina Abramovich

    Right before.=) he then experienced faintness and had a seizure and a pile of buttplugs fell on him from the shelf and so it turns out he’s bisexual and when afterrooster and his wife heard about the news of the seizure and the gender preference they sent their bisexual 20something year old kid to meet with him and later the two were seen on a date at beach swingers party for beautiful people.... it was also revealed afterrooster has won the competition for 2018 for most beautiful person in the universe... there’s always next year, Jenness and also there’s always liposuction

  • GeneralDisorder

    The real question is why this bed is in a pantry.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Weirdest boner right now..

  • GeneralDisorder

    Is that a challenge?

  • Bling Nye
  • Vince Hjerpe

    I don't know what else i was expecting

  • Closet Nerd

    Looks like a love child of Ron Jeremy and Danny McBride

  • Tom327Cat

    That is the guy who lives in my computer.

  • Mark

    Wouldn't have been cool if he had a giant replica of a cooling fan next to his bed?

    Just think of how many people you could freak out if you showed them the video while they were stoned.

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