Fore!: Protective Goose Takes Out High School Golfer

April 25, 2018


These are three shots of a Canadian Goose taking out a Blissfield, Michigan high school golfer that wandered too close to a nest for its liking. Thankfully, neither golfer nor goose was injured during the altercation. Man, those Canadian geese -- they're no joke. I remember when I was like five or six my mom took me and my brother to the pond to feed the ducks and these geese came out of nowhere and just kept biting my ass as we ran back to the car. I bet I still have scars. *pulling down pants* Well? "Just a bunch of toilet paper crumbles." Dammit, I told my roommate to stop buying the cheap stuff.

Keep going for two more action-packed shots.



Thanks to hairless and IA, who agree it goes birdie, eagle, albatross, condor. Nobody should be getting geese on the course.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Hmm... And I thought golf was boring.

  • 600k?

    I'll break that goose's neck if it tried running after me. 😈

  • GeneralDisorder

    Geese will fuck your shit before you can say "oh fucking shit!"

  • 600k?

    you are wrong about it fucking my shit up. Humans run this world not geese.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I did say "fuck your shit". I didn't specify which direction.

  • 600k?

    touché lol

  • Guesticle

    canadians claim to be nice, but their geese show their true colors. makes you wonder what murica's hat is really up to

  • sizzlepants

    I suppose those balls do kind of look like eggs. Or maybe that goose just needs glasses hahah

  • TheQiwiMan

    Lol who gets worked by a frikkin bird? 😂

  • Gilbert

    He obviously forgot about the bag of swinging weapons on his back...

  • Doog

    Looks like Mother Goose has fallen on hard times

  • Andyman7714

    To paraphrase Ron White, fuck the wall. We need a fucking net between us and Canada!

  • Fartbutt

    Dang he got sacked hard!!!

  • Jenness

    *runs over and calls a foul* heh heh

  • kodama


  • Jenness

    LOL - I actually debated in my head for like a whole minute on what was the proper way to write that pun- to use the correct spelling / usage or to use fowl/improper usage. Now I know. I should have just looked up Bling Nye's posts - they are always punny.

  • Irina Abramovich

    ROFL!!!!!! I thought you wrote a funny post today, but the other days the posts weren't funny. In fact, they were EXTRA funny. Good job, Jenness!!!=)=) Keep up being an ULTIMATE WOMAN. Let us know at Geekologie when you stopped getting your period -- it shows in your writing. LIKE IN A GOOD WAY -- you're way more friendly and stuff.

  • David Shire

    Are you a bot?

  • Irina Abramovich

    Obviously I’m a sexy PR0N star— nice to meet you!

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