Criminal Masterminds: Guy Breaks Into GameStop Wearing The Plastic Wrap A Case Of Water Bottles Comes In As A Mask

April 17, 2018

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Because some people genuinely miss jail when they're not there, this is some security cam footage from a St. Marys, Georgia GameStop of a man who clearly drove up from Florida and broke into the store at 2AM wearing the plastic wrap from a case of water bottles as a mask. Honestly, I'm surprised he didn't find a way to suffocate. I'm also surprised police haven't already caught this guy because he's the only person with God Of War trophies/achievements already.

St. Marys Police tell Kotaku the suspect gained entry to the store by kicking out the bottom glass panel of the front door, but have not disclosed what--if anything--was taken.

Wait -- why won't they tell us what was taken? That is VALUABLE INFORMATION that could help lead to an arrest. Like, how am I supposed to know if the guy selling forty copies of Far Cry 5 and a loose case of Aquafina out of his trunk is really our guy?

Keep going for the footage.

Thanks to cjcjcj, who agrees he should have worn an empty case of beer and used the handle hole to see out of like a true master criminal would have done *winks, opens desk drawer to peer at Hope Diamond*

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