Bro Captures His Bro Crashing His BMW Z4 On The Day He Bought It

April 24, 2018

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Note: Some strong, you just crashed your car language.

This is a video of two bros taking Bro #1's BMW Z4 out for its maiden voyage on the first day he owns it. SURPRISE: He drives like a jackass in the rain, spins out and crashes it. Thankfully, nobody was injured, but I do feel sorry for whoever's brick wall and fence and Christmas tree that was they crashed into. What if that had been me walking back from the corner store with a six pack? "You would have jumped up on the hood like a jungle cat." Exactly, just let my instincts take over.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees somebody probably regrets selling their bicycle now.

  • Ken

    Air bags??

  • GeneralDisorder

    Probably removed for weight savings... Drift Life Brah!

    Or, like... that wasn't as hard of an impact as the crushed front may imply.

  • RU5TY $H4CKL3F0RD

    "Wtf the we gonna do bro?"

    Ummm put the bitch in reverse and high tail the fuck out of there

  • Meh

    Ah stupidity, can't be helped.

  • TheQiwiMan

    An imbecile and his expensive toys are soon parted.

  • Bryan Allen

    I GOT AN '05 Z4 AND LOVE IT, I JUST GOT IT 3 MONTHS AGO IT'S IN EXCELLENT CONDITION.... I SURE WOULDN'T BE ACTING A FOOL SHOWING OFF IN IT.... I MEAN COME ON NOW BRO I MEAN BRO IT WAS RAINING AND U WERE TRYING TO SHOW OFF BRO, U GET WHAT U DESERVE WHEN U ACT LIKE A FOOL!!!!!!!

  • 2010ngojo .

    I recently got an older gen z4 (same gen as the one in the video), but I wasn't driving like an idiot in the rain. I must be doing something wrong.

  • Munihausen

    I drove an '03 and very much enjoyed it, other than when I was being pulled over on an almost-weekly basis for doing nothing.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Jealous cops with tiny dicks need something to do with their time too I guess..

  • Munihausen

    It was pretty brutal; at the end my insurance payment was $490/month, and that was with an uncle working for AAA. I had so many points that I had to pay extra $$ to the state for, I can only presume, inconveniencing state officials.

    But it was a lot of fun with, many, um, memorable moments. One must take the bad with the good.

  • Chris

    This is exactly why you don’t mess around with rear wheel drive cars with no experience. Seems his was spinning his back wheels when he lost control.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yes. And the roads are wet.

    I commuted for two years in a 2wd F150 which ain't no Z4 but it was the 5.4 Triton so there was plenty of torque to fuck yourself with.

    I also commuted four years in three different Grand Marquis (My ex was fanatical about them and the third was my dad's but he bought something newer and gave me his 05 after I divorced). Also, not a Z4 but a torquey low power 4.6 modular (AKA boring reliability, the kind of vehicle that thrives on neglect).

  • I think I love you. You're an author after my own heart. As much as I love BMW, there bro's had it coming. Despicable, but the video is pure gold. I wish all the Bimmerfestians from NY ended up like this. Especially the ones that somehow are unable to say "Bimmerfest", by substituting their version "Beemerfest". Please just buy Audi's instead. Leave the Bimmers to the enthusiasts, not the status-chasers.

  • Phaykir Bigg

    the windshield was cracked before hand ( not really new)

  • Redeemer

    It was new to him.

  • 2010ngojo .

    Yeah well good luck finding a new last gen z4 these days.

  • RU5TY $H4CKL3F0RD

    I though the same thing?

  • Closet Nerd

    LMAO
    #KARMA

  • Mark

    Hint: If you you have to pan your phone back and forth to capture whats going on, you're holding it wrong.

  • wiggumc1

    That drives me crazy too.

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