You've Gone Too Far: A $60,000 Gold Plated Baby Crib

March 2, 2018


This is the 24-carat gold plated baby crib created by ridiculous people Marta Buzalska and Darius Panczyk. In addition to the gold plated exterior, it also has an interior made with the same leather as the seats in Maseratis, which is then studded with Swarovski crystals. Allegedly there's already a waiting list for people who want one, who will presumably conceive the moment after they get the email notification that their crib will be ready soon.

"The baby bed has been designed to mimic the feel of being in the womb, while offering parents a chic, high-end piece of furniture to add to their home," said the Polish designers.

First of all, a crib is not a "chic, high-end piece of furniture to add to your home," like somebody without a baby would ever want one just to class their place up a bit. This one doesn't even look good. Also the article I read said it took 200,000 man hours to create, which I find a little hard to believe because that's the equivalent of 68 years of 8 hour work days. I could have built that myself in a week, tops, and that's with four days of doing nothing but watching television and drinking beer. Oh, and the crib is also available in black and white models for only $5,700 in case you're a peasant.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a short video.





Thanks to vishal, who can't believe it doesn't come with a silver spoon mobile dangling from above.

  • shashi

    so, people with more money than sense can breed?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yeah. I always thought people with no money were the only ones who could breed. I don't really know anyone who had rich parents.

  • shashi

    same here, although my kind are forbidden from anywhere the light touches and Mufasa stopped replying to my emails. Hope he's ok

  • asdfadfs

    it looks (and reads) like something from the sims

  • asdfadfs

    I could make a better goldplated crib or way less.

    gold plating isn't all that expensive

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    That crib/bassinet looks to be modeled after a toilet.

  • SamanthaFace

    it's ugly

  • It would be one thing if it was ridiculously expensive and super badass looking. This looks like garbage. (That Maserati leather is dope though. True fact: barb wire was invented to keep cows penned in because they tend to lean on fences until they collapse. The cows raised for maserati leather are specifically penned in with smooth metal fences that will not scratch the hide, then they are meticulously inspected for scratches and defects before they are hand woven.)

  • Meh

    If you spend your money on something like this its obvious you should've been castrated or sterilized to avoid adding more stupid humans to the pool.

  • James Mcelroy

    the "man hour" estimate must include mining and refining the gold and growing the crystals.

  • Geekologie

    that makes sense

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