Video Of A Flower Blooming In Real Time, In Less Than A Minute

March 23, 2018

This is a video of a flower (I believe some species of Datura?) blooming in real time. Man, that things just shoots open. Somebody should really read it the fable of The Tortoise And The Hare. Slow and steady wins the race -- that's my motto. "But you're only slow, you've never actually won a race." But I might someday. "You've already been disqualified." Those drugs weren't even performance enhancing! My doctor gave them to me for a weird butt fungal thing. "Hahahaha, what?!" What I meant to say is I Lance Armstrong'd so hard.

Keep going for the whole video, but check your volume because that lady gets mad excited.

Thanks to Ruby, who informed me we're all beautiful flowers, I just look more like a weed than others. Thanks for that.

  • Next time you give some one a bunch of flowers just remember: they're the plants sex organs.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That wasn't the plant, it's that woman's super powers, she can do that to any flower with her voice.


  • GeneralDisorder

    Sounds like Russian so I was going to say vodka breath but then her voice did something similar to my pants so yeah... Definitely superpowers.

  • TheQiwiMan

    *majestic sound of boners blooming*

  • The_Wretched

    da bril

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